9/8/99 -- To Err Is Human
The page is moving along at a steady clip. Marr's House-O-Laughs will be up as soon as I get today's daily issue of funnies. FH lives!!! The Quickening has come and gone but there is still the Search for Spock and the Final Frontier. Let's keep the faith my brothers. Rome, Constantinople, Carthage all fell because they lacked what FH is built on...BEER! But FH aside, I received a complaint from a loyal reader and she writes,"How is it that you have girlfriends? If such is the case the you may be minus one girlfriend." De facto, I have one girlfriend, who we all know to be the all loving, all powerful, Audrey. But in actuality, I have one girlfriend who is the bestest most wonderfulous girl ever...shew...

9/7/99 -- A New Hope!!!
Ok, I know that I have taken long, but only because I wanted a good vintage page. I am confident that I will receive support from all of my loyal girlfriends, clan members, midshipfriends, and my latino bretheren. Yes, those with whom I have shared my most intimates of intimates. So send me your pictures of burning ants and and Braves hats. Do me a favor, no do your country a favor, and send me mail at my new address [email protected].