ARE YOU OLD ENOUGH? NO

This Page Was Mostly Made By Paul Duthie*

They may take our lives, but they`ll never take our freedom.

I have a comedy pocket-watch, dark blue hair, and come from..

• Shatpan under Cistern
• Septicport on Sewer
• Skodaparts and Spares

I need something that'll get me higher than Pritt Stick.

My interests...

• Practising pool
• Robbing old ladies
• Watching porn
• Star Trekking (across the universe)
• Eating Christmas cake
• Watching South Park
• Being an alcohlic
• Not being able to spell alcohlic
• Not replying to any of my e-mails
• Philosophy, because you don't have to do anything
• Watching porn (I particular like this one)
• Being sarcastic (I`m not the national champion, honest)
• Playing pool
• Watching porn and philosophising at the same time
• Philosophising about very famous people wearing very little
• Choosing my next Windows wallpaper
• Loading Windows on a very slow computer in a very public place

My favourite part of the day is noon (I'm always asleep then)

ohps - nearly forgot to show you my flatmates web pages:

• Claudia Schiffer
• Tiffani-Amber Theissen
• Yasmine Bleeth
• Yasmine Bleeth II
• Marge Simpson

And here are some photos of my bearded lecturers and the ancient Greek philosphers I approve of. Some old 6th form freinds wanted a mention, as did my aunts and uncles.

Aristotle visits this site fairly often.

* I'd like to thank the following people for helping me create this page...

• Andrew West
• Mark Trueman
• Robin Wootton
• Michael Foolding
• William Gates III (Must live in Stourport - why else would he give his Windows some wallpaper?)

GIVEN THE CONTENT, MY VISITOR COUNT OF

IS FRANKLY QUITE IMPRESSIVE!