Yes, Sister Maria Florkova SSpS.
She indeed had something to sing about. You see, well she is pregnant.
No, she is not singing, "When the Saints
go marching in." It is more like, "When
Fr. Jan goes slipping out." Or
is that "in"? Or "in and out"? Oh well, what the hell.
So we need a picture of the Proud
Papa. As in Father. As in Father
Jan Czuba SVD. And so here he is. Be honest now, could
you resist those eyes?
.
Well sure this was not supposed to happen. But,
well Father Jan, well he and Sister Maria, well they, I mean he, well he
just sort of got into the habit. Her habit. And then they both
got into the habit. And after awhile, well bad habits are hard to
break.
But do not worry. This "union" has the special
blessing of the Superior. That is of course Fr. Elmer Elsbernd.
Fr. Elmer said it was all right. Well yes, Sr. Maria was supposed
to be married to the Lord, but God knows that Jesus Christ left Divine
Word a long time ago. And so, well she was sort of abandoned so Fr.
Elmer ruled.
.
So being free as it were, well Father Jan Czuba thought he
would claim her. But Fr. Jan said it was like buying an automobile
and he wanted a test drive. Well, he took one, well actually several,
and well there was an accident, and yes, Sister Maria Florkova was pregnant.
So there you have it. In outline form. As
in "in and outline" form.
Now there was a big investigation. That will follow.
Read all about it here.
She indeed had something to sing about. You see, well she is pregnant.
