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Awhowhoawhoawho--BTO DeWolfe--Welcome!
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BTO DeWolfe's Wolfe Den
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Hello!! Welcome. I'm BTT (short for Bart Thomas Olof) DeWolfe.
I live in Kananaskis Park, Alberta, Canada with my Cousin Ted T. Bear
who owns an exclusive pie shop.
I like howling at the moon!!!!
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My Life
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Prior to moving here in 1994, I was working at Disneyland,
Anaheim, California as a mascot or myself,
A Very Bad Wolfe!!!!!
Every day we were given pep talks
on how to smile at the tourists and especially the children.
I got very tired of smiling all the time.
We were supposed to be patient and nice
with the little kids
but one day I was fed up. Every day
it was the same thing. "How are you, Mr Wolfe?"
Everyday it was the same answer.
"I am happy to see you here."
After a while I got sick of it so I
began grrrrring at the wonderful children
and asking them what they were staring at?
I would do this when no one was watching.
Do you know how tired you get of smiling especially
when you have a big mouth and face like mine.
One day I was sick of smiling
so decided to see the rest of the United States of America.
Stay tuned for the rest!!!!!
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My Trip Across the United States of America
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As I was saying that I got really tired of
smiling at the wonderful children at Disneyland.
So one day I decided to myself, "Today
is the last day I stay here." At closing
time I stood at the gates of Disneyland
with my white glove thumb sticking out,
which meant I wanted to hitch a ride.
A couple driving a huge motor home picked me
and let me sleep in one of their beds
and eat their food.
They were on their way to Yosemite Park and
told me that I would have to find my way after that. I
was sad to leave them because they were so nice.
So I was on my own--with no money, no food, absolutely nothing!
I had to be resourceful. To get some food, I would
wait until it was dark and stand on a rock
and howl at the moon loudly sending shivers
down everyone's backs. I also presented
a scary silhouette against the moonlight
as you could see me in the distance howling.
Awhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
People would head to their vehicles as I howled
through the night.ehehehehe Finally I would sneak
down and enter their fancy motor homes and raid
their fridges night after night and eat
like a king wolfe. However, winter was coming
soon and I had to move on so that I could survive.
My next home page will continue with the story!!!
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