Two cowboys
from Texas walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their throats.
They stand at the bar, drinking a beer and talking about current cattle
prices. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich,
begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she
is in real distress One of the cowboys looks at her and say, "kin ya
swaller?" The woman shakes her head, no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman
begins to turn blue and shakes her head. The cowboy walks over to the
woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her panties, and slowly
runs his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the small of her back.
The woman is so shocked, that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction
flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the cowboy walks
slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer. His partner
says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there "Hind Lick Maneuver but ain't
never seen nobody do it."