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ser wanksalot
User ID: 0860834
May 18th 10:09 AM
quial frail mortals, of i shall smite you a;lllll@@@HI@{7u9o'tq35v
Jeff
User ID: 1536664
May 18th 10:13 AM
What, is kindergarden out for the summer already?
Dirjj
User ID: 6960173
May 18th 2:29 PM
The brave Knight got hit in the head while battleing the one cyclopian serpent. He's dazed, and thus, not hisself.

ab
Son of Hot Pie!!!
User ID: 0276214
May 18th 3:00 PM
Is he a troll?

Remember, THE SEED IS STRONG!!!
Hot Pie
User ID: 2518854
May 18th 6:22 PM
damn trolls, gotta show them who is boss right away or they will do nothing for insane amounts of time.

grumbleing......HOT PIE!!!!!!
Min
User ID: 0074284
May 18th 7:13 PM
Trolls' increase in numbers the way rabbits do, Hot Pie. Their seed may not be strong, but it's certainly much - well, quantity was often used to replace quality. It never worked out, in the end.
Jeff
User ID: 1536664
May 19th 8:30 AM
Assuming Ser Wanksalot named himself appropriately, I can't see how his numbers could increase.
sparhawk
User ID: 0436494
May 19th 8:32 AM
ia take jeff has just got up out of bed.
some of us have been on the computer's all day.
Son of Hot Pie!!!
User ID: 0276214
May 19th 10:09 PM
Jeff,

It would depend where he's wanking, no? If he's near a viable source . . . well . . .
Hot Pie
User ID: 9607473
May 19th 11:19 PM
hmmm this thread seems to be going far

sceptical....HOT PIE!!!!!!!
LindaElane
User ID: 0276214
May 20th 5:08 AM
Actually, my impression was that wanksalot means masterbates a lot.....please correct me if I am wrong.

So that would mean not many progeny as presumably frustrated, right? Again, sorry if I got it wrong.
Jeff
User ID: 8813033
May 20th 9:16 AM
You are correct, LindaElane. Speaking only for myself, its certainly not something I'd be bragging about.
sparhawk
User ID: 0436494
May 22nd 7:19 AM
ah, but what if he already has some progeny
Dirjj
User ID: 6960173
May 23rd 3:01 PM
Ah, then their from his from his sister or mother.

ab
Gregg
User ID: 8214233
May 25th 10:09 PM
Breakdown of "wanksalot":

wank /wangk/ Columbia University: prob. by mutation from Commonwealth slang v. `wank', to masturbate n.,v.
Used much as hack is elsewhere, as a noun denoting a clever technique or person or the result of such cleverness. May describe (negatively) the act of hacking for hacking's sake ("Quit wanking, let's go get supper!") or (more positively) a wizard. Adj. `wanky' describes something particularly clever (a person, program, or algorithm).
Conversations can also get wanky when there are too many wanks involved. This excess wankiness is signalled by an overload of the `wankometer' (compare bogometer). When the wankometer overloads, the conversation's subject must be changed, or all non-wanks will leave. Compare `neep-neeping' (under neep-neep). Usage: U.S. only. In Britain and the Commonwealth this word is *extremely* rude and is best avoided unless one intends to give offense.

My summary: the wank-o-meter is pretty darn high here.

Ser Gary
User ID: 1523284
May 26th 7:54 AM
Gregg, LOL!
Min
User ID: 0074284
May 27th 0:14 AM
That makes a lot of sense to me... :-) there's nothing more clarifying than a good definition.
Son of Hot Pie!!!
User ID: 0276214
May 27th 1:04 AM
Wank it good, ser wanksalot. :)
Cinis the Degenerate
User ID: 2149564
May 28th 2:21 PM
Like the name! :)