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dirjj
User ID: 9990163 Jun 1st 2:22 PM
Looks like the Other's took out 5. I kinda need a break too from this stuff, So, I guess Dirjj will take his Armies North to battle the Other's for while.

ab

Min
User ID: 9433023 Jun 3rd 10:11 AM
Emily: Good to call you Emily again, too :-)
I think that became a bit exhausting for everyone. The duel was just in time. And you were not _really_ late: We just were about to begin. I do not understand these friends, though. Talking? That is absolutely old-fashioned! ;-)

I am glad that you were there. You did a great job. I especially liked the part where you hitted Jeff with a flagpole...
Btw, can I have the shadowcat-banner back? :-)

Emily
User ID: 0665994 Jun 4th 5:01 AM
*Bows*

*Reluctantly hands back banner of shadowcat on snow-white field*

Jeff
User ID: 8506593 Jun 4th 8:26 AM
I poop on your banner.

KAH
User ID: 9209903 Jun 4th 8:54 AM
You run out of diapers already? :)

Maester Ching
User ID: 7524313 Jun 4th 9:42 AM
Duke dirji you have not given me a reply to my lord. Where is the letter of apologies to my lord and his people??? I guess that you don't want to apologize to my lord and his siblings for your wrong accusings. But I will wait here one more time to get the letter of apologies from you ser.

But I won't wait that long so reply or else my lord will pull his men out and march towards to your keep and kill everyone. (you accused my youngest lord Homuras).

So give me the letter of your apologies. that is all it takes for you to do to make my lord forget about your accusings.

Jeff
User ID: 8506593 Jun 4th 10:11 AM
Kay-Arne, I realized what I was opening myself up for when I made the diaper comment during the Duel. Actually, it really wasn't poopy but I threw that in for humor's sake. I was sort of disappointed that no-one even attempted to assert that it was my diaper.

BTW, I poop on Maester Ching as well.

Emily
User ID: 9753653 Jun 4th 10:15 AM
Why bother 'asserting' it was your diaper? We all KNEW it was.

Maester Ching
User ID: 7524313 Jun 4th 10:23 AM
So you decided not to sent letter of apologies. very well then Now I shall depart to my lord to tell him about this.

Here is wild one dirji you are accusing my youngest lord homuras so you will cause chaos among the northerners to let Lannisters win. but sorry it did not work. most northerners are more united then ever. I wonder if you are trully northerner...you must be southerner from highgarden area.

According to Fushin the head of assassins and information gatherer, he saw you read letter from Ramsey out aloud and agree to slow my lord down by accusing my lord Homuras. You traitor dirji!!!! so you have been double dealing with Ramsey Snow to overthrow Robb stark are you!!

Now your honor Cladhaim (if you are still the mediator) I have evidence the letters from Ramsey to Dirji (fushin stole them) that he had been double dealing and the plundering by sea imitating
my lady Hanna's Kraken Slayer and other death was master minded by dirji so please review this case.
so this traitor dirji is overthorwing Robb stark.

Also Dirji had been contacting with Joffrey Lannister and all these months we shot down ravens and got the letter to dirji. My lords and Lady please be cautious about this traitor dirji. He might overthrown Robb stark your beloved king.

Why is my lord figthing for starks knowing that he is not a banner man to starks? Why have my lord sent escort your beloved family members here to see the duel. In why in the world did my youngest lord Homuras spared lives of 100 guards who sent to arrest him and even release them back to here and even sent escort? Why in the world my lord did not declare himself as king knowing that North is now in Chaos? instead of that he is figthing to help northerners.

Know this my lords and Ladies my lord may not be banner man to starks nor kneeling down to him or pay homage but he does not betray his friends. Also about Homuras he may be hot headed lad and blood lusted lord who kills anybody from highgarden. but he does not know the meaning of betraying and he never betrays anybody and kill any northerners. also we have answered the call of arms by Robb stark. Believe me I know my lords I was their tutor and made their toys when all three were young.

So my lords and ladies please don't get suspicious of my lord and my people they are now fighting for northerners. but instead be cautious to the traitor dirji who is behind all this assassinations

My dear lady Min:
Do you remember when Assassin was caugth while you were praying to gods for your dead hound? guess what Dirji payed assassin to kill you to stop you from duel. and I hope you don't believe that my lord and Homuras is betraying northerners.

To all except dirji:
do you remember that there is lord who is paying assassins to kill you all? Well guess what I found out that lord who was paying the assassins. 88% points towards to dirji.

Jeff:
You are not with the traitor Dirji are you? I know that my lord spoke you as honorable man who is firmly with Northerners. You serve Robb stark right?

KAH:
My lord hand you should dismiss the traitor dirji in position he is sworn traitor who supports Ramsey and Lannisters. So If I were you I would arrest Dirji and also please sent 10000 men to support my lord in his war against Iron born.

Now I won't be back quite a while. I must report to my lord about the current situation here. Oh if there is the winner of duel he/she may get this as prize. either valyrian crossbow or spear so Judge cladhiam give this to winner. So if there is any case it must be delayed until my lord comes back. Now Dirji you traitor don't even think about pulling wild stunts against my lord Homuras other wise nor mercy for you.

Well see you all soon I shall bring next letter soon from my lord.

KAH
User ID: 9209903 Jun 4th 10:24 AM
Jeff, your pooping will undoubtedly bring a lot of angry letters from our resident Maester.

At least you will not be out of means of wiping yourself clean afterwards...

KAH
User ID: 9209903 Jun 4th 10:34 AM
My dear Maester;

I must tell you that I have 'retired' from small council business for the time being, and so has Dirjj and Jeff.
I will spend some time doing godly work in the godshouses at the Summer Isles.

A good day to you!

Jeff
User ID: 8506593 Jun 4th 11:03 AM
Maester Ching, Kay-Arne is correct in his assertion that I have retired from the small council. Unlike our former Lord Hand, however, I'm doing my godly work in the whorehouses in the city.

Claidhaim
User ID: 9544623 Jun 4th 11:47 AM
Maester Ching, as the duel between the Lady Min and Jeff has concluded with both recieving wounds, the outcome was such that no victor could be clearly defined. Therefore, justice as well as honor was served. I am sure that they thank you as I hand the Crossbow and spear to each.

As events in the capital have been growing quite restless, I have decided to vacate my premeses here and travel home for a brief respite. Fear not, for I have sufficient guardians to prevent even the most superior assassin from gaining access to my personage.

Flayed Man
User ID: 8506593 Jun 4th 12:26 PM
Maester Ching, how dare you claim to represent me to the southrons! You are a mindless beast and when I arrive south, I shall pop off your head and puke down your neck. I shall flay your skin and use it to make a very nice smoking jacket, possibly accessorized with a formal handkerchief and some cuff links.

KAH
User ID: 9209903 Jun 4th 1:31 PM
And this makes four...somehow, I think you did it on purpose this time, Jeff. :)

Min
User ID: 9433023 Jun 5th 5:25 AM
Flayed: Good to see you back from your war against the Ironmen. Did you bring many flayed hides from your enemies?
As you can see under the topic "Duel", the duel is fought, and it was honourable (well, at least sometimes ;-)). Jeff and I made our peace - I hope it does not last too long, or I will be bored ;-)

Jeff
User ID: 8506593 Jun 7th 8:59 AM
Yes, but if no-one rises to the bait its no fun.

Proconsul Dirjj
User ID: 9990163 Jun 7th 3:25 PM
Yes, 10,000 troops from the Capital have arrived Maester Chiang, but unfortunately, they are the crack troops that have graduated from the Imperial Academy that was begun when I was just the Watch Commander. They have all been trained in the black arts (think combination Ashaman/Storm Trooper) and are currently laying siege to Lord Homouris's Keep. The march against the Other's was a ruse to bring Homouris to justice. While the Starks were busy anniihalating themselves against the Ironmen (destroying the Ironment in turn), I have re-taken Winterfel, and left a Garrison of 20K troops there. If I'm correct, which I'm sure that I am, another force is enroute from the Southeast under Proconsul Jeff and his rebuilt Imperial Navy. Castle Dread or Mt. Dread, or whatever it's called will be raised to an Ant Hill by days end. So I'm sorry, but your little rebellion is, how do I say. . . OVER!!!!

Long live the Imperium, long live the New World Order. All of you out there who are not part of us, can either join us, or become victims of us.

ab

Proconsul Dirjj
User ID: 9990163 Jun 8th 10:46 AM
******REPORT TO CAPITAL*******

Mount Dread and the Fortress upon it has been raised to rubble. Forces loyal to the Imperial have won a great victory and the North is completely in our control. Lord Homouris was captured, and begged leave to join the Night's Watch in penance for his activities (without admitting guilt,of course) in order to save reprisals against his family. Some few of the vermin from Dread tried to escape to the Sea, but were annihilated by the eastern force led by Proconsul Jeff. The Starks (what's left of them) have bent knee to us, and Jon Snow, last heir of the Starks has been granted the title of Moff, and will govern the North at our pleasure.

ab

Emily
User ID: 9433023 Jun 9th 1:36 PM
LIES, LIES!!!!!!

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dirjj User ID: 9990163	Jun 1st 2:22 PM Looks like the Other's took out 5. I kinda need a break too from this stuff, So, I guess Dirjj will take his Armies North to battle the Other's for while. ab
Min User ID: 9433023	Jun 3rd 10:11 AM Emily: Good to call you Emily again, too :-) I think that became a bit exhausting for everyone. The duel was just in time. And you were not _really_ late: We just were about to begin. I do not understand these friends, though. Talking? That is absolutely old-fashioned! ;-) I am glad that you were there. You did a great job. I especially liked the part where you hitted Jeff with a flagpole... Btw, can I have the shadowcat-banner back? :-)
Emily User ID: 0665994	Jun 4th 5:01 AM Bows Reluctantly hands back banner of shadowcat on snow-white field
Jeff User ID: 8506593	Jun 4th 8:26 AM I poop on your banner.
KAH User ID: 9209903	Jun 4th 8:54 AM You run out of diapers already? :)
Maester Ching User ID: 7524313	Jun 4th 9:42 AM Duke dirji you have not given me a reply to my lord. Where is the letter of apologies to my lord and his people??? I guess that you don't want to apologize to my lord and his siblings for your wrong accusings. But I will wait here one more time to get the letter of apologies from you ser. But I won't wait that long so reply or else my lord will pull his men out and march towards to your keep and kill everyone. (you accused my youngest lord Homuras). So give me the letter of your apologies. that is all it takes for you to do to make my lord forget about your accusings.
Jeff User ID: 8506593	Jun 4th 10:11 AM Kay-Arne, I realized what I was opening myself up for when I made the diaper comment during the Duel. Actually, it really wasn't poopy but I threw that in for humor's sake. I was sort of disappointed that no-one even attempted to assert that it was my diaper. BTW, I poop on Maester Ching as well.
Emily User ID: 9753653	Jun 4th 10:15 AM Why bother 'asserting' it was your diaper? We all KNEW it was.
Maester Ching User ID: 7524313	Jun 4th 10:23 AM So you decided not to sent letter of apologies. very well then Now I shall depart to my lord to tell him about this. Here is wild one dirji you are accusing my youngest lord homuras so you will cause chaos among the northerners to let Lannisters win. but sorry it did not work. most northerners are more united then ever. I wonder if you are trully northerner...you must be southerner from highgarden area. According to Fushin the head of assassins and information gatherer, he saw you read letter from Ramsey out aloud and agree to slow my lord down by accusing my lord Homuras. You traitor dirji!!!! so you have been double dealing with Ramsey Snow to overthrow Robb stark are you!! Now your honor Cladhaim (if you are still the mediator) I have evidence the letters from Ramsey to Dirji (fushin stole them) that he had been double dealing and the plundering by sea imitating my lady Hanna's Kraken Slayer and other death was master minded by dirji so please review this case. so this traitor dirji is overthorwing Robb stark. Also Dirji had been contacting with Joffrey Lannister and all these months we shot down ravens and got the letter to dirji. My lords and Lady please be cautious about this traitor dirji. He might overthrown Robb stark your beloved king. Why is my lord figthing for starks knowing that he is not a banner man to starks? Why have my lord sent escort your beloved family members here to see the duel. In why in the world did my youngest lord Homuras spared lives of 100 guards who sent to arrest him and even release them back to here and even sent escort? Why in the world my lord did not declare himself as king knowing that North is now in Chaos? instead of that he is figthing to help northerners. Know this my lords and Ladies my lord may not be banner man to starks nor kneeling down to him or pay homage but he does not betray his friends. Also about Homuras he may be hot headed lad and blood lusted lord who kills anybody from highgarden. but he does not know the meaning of betraying and he never betrays anybody and kill any northerners. also we have answered the call of arms by Robb stark. Believe me I know my lords I was their tutor and made their toys when all three were young. So my lords and ladies please don't get suspicious of my lord and my people they are now fighting for northerners. but instead be cautious to the traitor dirji who is behind all this assassinations My dear lady Min: Do you remember when Assassin was caugth while you were praying to gods for your dead hound? guess what Dirji payed assassin to kill you to stop you from duel. and I hope you don't believe that my lord and Homuras is betraying northerners. To all except dirji: do you remember that there is lord who is paying assassins to kill you all? Well guess what I found out that lord who was paying the assassins. 88% points towards to dirji. Jeff: You are not with the traitor Dirji are you? I know that my lord spoke you as honorable man who is firmly with Northerners. You serve Robb stark right? KAH: My lord hand you should dismiss the traitor dirji in position he is sworn traitor who supports Ramsey and Lannisters. So If I were you I would arrest Dirji and also please sent 10000 men to support my lord in his war against Iron born. Now I won't be back quite a while. I must report to my lord about the current situation here. Oh if there is the winner of duel he/she may get this as prize. either valyrian crossbow or spear so Judge cladhiam give this to winner. So if there is any case it must be delayed until my lord comes back. Now Dirji you traitor don't even think about pulling wild stunts against my lord Homuras other wise nor mercy for you. Well see you all soon I shall bring next letter soon from my lord.
KAH User ID: 9209903	Jun 4th 10:24 AM Jeff, your pooping will undoubtedly bring a lot of angry letters from our resident Maester. At least you will not be out of means of wiping yourself clean afterwards...
KAH User ID: 9209903	Jun 4th 10:34 AM My dear Maester; I must tell you that I have 'retired' from small council business for the time being, and so has Dirjj and Jeff. I will spend some time doing godly work in the godshouses at the Summer Isles. A good day to you!
Jeff User ID: 8506593	Jun 4th 11:03 AM Maester Ching, Kay-Arne is correct in his assertion that I have retired from the small council. Unlike our former Lord Hand, however, I'm doing my godly work in the whorehouses in the city.
Claidhaim User ID: 9544623	Jun 4th 11:47 AM Maester Ching, as the duel between the Lady Min and Jeff has concluded with both recieving wounds, the outcome was such that no victor could be clearly defined. Therefore, justice as well as honor was served. I am sure that they thank you as I hand the Crossbow and spear to each. As events in the capital have been growing quite restless, I have decided to vacate my premeses here and travel home for a brief respite. Fear not, for I have sufficient guardians to prevent even the most superior assassin from gaining access to my personage.
Flayed Man User ID: 8506593	Jun 4th 12:26 PM Maester Ching, how dare you claim to represent me to the southrons! You are a mindless beast and when I arrive south, I shall pop off your head and puke down your neck. I shall flay your skin and use it to make a very nice smoking jacket, possibly accessorized with a formal handkerchief and some cuff links.
KAH User ID: 9209903	Jun 4th 1:31 PM And this makes four...somehow, I think you did it on purpose this time, Jeff. :)
Min User ID: 9433023	Jun 5th 5:25 AM Flayed: Good to see you back from your war against the Ironmen. Did you bring many flayed hides from your enemies? As you can see under the topic "Duel", the duel is fought, and it was honourable (well, at least sometimes ;-)). Jeff and I made our peace - I hope it does not last too long, or I will be bored ;-)
Jeff User ID: 8506593	Jun 7th 8:59 AM Yes, but if no-one rises to the bait its no fun.
Proconsul Dirjj User ID: 9990163	Jun 7th 3:25 PM Yes, 10,000 troops from the Capital have arrived Maester Chiang, but unfortunately, they are the crack troops that have graduated from the Imperial Academy that was begun when I was just the Watch Commander. They have all been trained in the black arts (think combination Ashaman/Storm Trooper) and are currently laying siege to Lord Homouris's Keep. The march against the Other's was a ruse to bring Homouris to justice. While the Starks were busy anniihalating themselves against the Ironmen (destroying the Ironment in turn), I have re-taken Winterfel, and left a Garrison of 20K troops there. If I'm correct, which I'm sure that I am, another force is enroute from the Southeast under Proconsul Jeff and his rebuilt Imperial Navy. Castle Dread or Mt. Dread, or whatever it's called will be raised to an Ant Hill by days end. So I'm sorry, but your little rebellion is, how do I say. . . OVER!!!! Long live the Imperium, long live the New World Order. All of you out there who are not part of us, can either join us, or become victims of us. ab
Proconsul Dirjj User ID: 9990163	Jun 8th 10:46 AM ****REPORT TO CAPITAL***** Mount Dread and the Fortress upon it has been raised to rubble. Forces loyal to the Imperial have won a great victory and the North is completely in our control. Lord Homouris was captured, and begged leave to join the Night's Watch in penance for his activities (without admitting guilt,of course) in order to save reprisals against his family. Some few of the vermin from Dread tried to escape to the Sea, but were annihilated by the eastern force led by Proconsul Jeff. The Starks (what's left of them) have bent knee to us, and Jon Snow, last heir of the Starks has been granted the title of Moff, and will govern the North at our pleasure. ab
Emily User ID: 9433023	Jun 9th 1:36 PM LIES, LIES!!!!!!