Citizens of South Park


Main Characters

Stan Marsh

Stan is the main character of the show, even though some would like to disagree. He is the stud of the 3rd Grade and all the little women fall for him. Stan has a crush on Wendy Testeburger, which he demonstrates by vomiting whenever she speaks to him. He also has an older sister who beats him up, a gay dog named Sparky, and a grandpa who wants to die. It appears that Kyle is Stan's best friend because they're always around each other. Frequently, Stan is seen insulting Cartman's weight along with his other companions.


Kyle Broslofski

Kyle is a little Jewish boy who is also one of the smarter 8-year-olds in South Park. Unlike Kenny, he doesn't know all the perverted stuff. Kyle enjoys playing "kick the baby" with Ike, his football-shaped brother, and making fun of Cartman.

Eric Cartman

Cartman is a big fat ass. But he continually insists that he's just "Big Boned". If you look close enough you'll also notice that he has a double chin. Eric is perhaps the most hilarious character in South Park. Some of the things he says and does normally make no sense at all because he really isn't one of the brightest characters on the show.


Kenny McKormik

Kenny is the kid who knows all of the perverted stuff. His family is poor and he is usually very quiet. When he does speak it's muffled because he is always wearing his hood. You can understand what he is talking about by how others react to what is said. Kenny is also the unfortunate who dies in every episode. So far, he's been run over by cows and police cars, killed by aliens, impaled on a flagpole, microwaved, ... You get the idea.

The Entire Cast