What do you do when you wake up in the morning?
Get out of bed, wash your face and hands
What do you do when you wake up in the morning?
Turn off the alarm, it might wake up your mum
OH NO!
All these things I have to do before I go to school
Otherwise I might go in
With a dirty face
Still in bed
Alarm is still on
It's woken up your mum
OH NO!
Go into the bathroom, fill up the basin
THIS IS THE MORNING, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS
It's made of pewter, It's nice to wash your face in
THIS IS THE MORNING, THIS IS INTERESTING
Go into your brothers' room, he's a little blighter
THIS IS THE MORNING, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS
Barry Mcguigan is a featherweight fighter
THIS IS THE MORNING, THIS IS INTERESTING
Shiny shoes are what I need to put on my feet.
Hair ointment's what I put
On top of my head
Behind my ears
on the side of my head
on top of my ears
Going to school and I'm with my friend Barney
He is my best friend, He is my favorite
He tells me dirty jokes, they are very funny
We are both laughing, when he says willy
willy.
All these things occur, when I'm on my way to school
I am pleased that I have
used the word occur
I must use it more
Occur Occur Occur
My wife has not come home.
EVERYTHING (C) World of Wonder