Songs in Episode 27: The Trash Heap Doesn't Live Here Anymore


1. What an Awful Day [01:11]

Performed by: Wembley

Notes: Wembley is trying to compose a song.

Today had been an awful day,
Until some Doozers came my way.
They squeet, squat, boing, boing just like that,
And now I'm sitting in my hat.

An awful day, they came my way,
Squeet, squat, ding and a boing, boing bing.
Lots of fun, ate a bun.
Squeet, squat, squay and an awful day, today.

"That's almost right, yeah.  Writing songs' sure not as easy as it
 sounds.  Now, what about a second verse?" - Wembley

What a day for me and yooooooooou! [sung as an ear-piercing screech]
For Wembley and for, ..., Wembley and for, uh, ...

"Aww, rocks!  I'll never think of a rhyme." - Wembley

2. (Today Has Been) a Perfect Day [00:52]

Performed by: Wembley

Today has been a perfect day,
'Cause all my friends just came my way.
My friends they taught me just like that,
And now I'm singing in my hat.

A perfect day, they came my way.
A dancing ring and a song to sing.
Lots of fun, we ate a bun.
It's a perfect day.

What a day for me and you,
For Wembley and for Boober too.
Squeet, squat, boing and nothing's wrong,
So I sing it in this song.

I've got to hop, I just can't stop.
When you dance this way it's a perfect day.
And Boober can in a big fat pan.
It's a squeet, squat boing and a perfect day.

3. The Garbage of Time [01:09]

Performed by: Philo and Gunge

Where is the trash of our youth?
Where are the peels of our prime?
Where is the wisdom, where is the truth?
Where is the garbage of time?
Gone, gone, gone, gone, gone.

Bring back the litter we knew.
Please bring back the guck and the gold.
Bring back the wisdom so rare and so true.
Bring back the garbage of old.
Gone, gone, gone, gone.

4. Trash is Back in Town [01:48]

Performed by: The Trash Heap, Philo and Gunge

I've been up and I've been down.
I've been dragged all over town,
Trying to find a place to lay my head.

After all the pain and woe,
Here's the only thing I know,
Couldn't last a day without my friends.

Trash is back, trash is back in town.
Oh and I'm home for good.
Trash is back, trash is back in town.
Oh yeah, let me tell ya about it.

Through the nights and through the days.
While I wander in a haze.
Got no one to tell my troubles to.

Only when my friends are here,
Lonely's not a word I fear,
Cause now I know my friends will pull me through.

Trash is back, trash is back in town.
Oh and I'm here to stay.
Trash is back, trash is back in town.

I say, once I headed down the road (Trash is back in town),
Trying to bear a heavy load (Trash is back in town),
Things were looking bad at the very ending (Trash is back in town),
Till I got rescued by my friends (Trash is back in town).

Trash is back, trash is back in town.
Oh, tell 'em about it boys.
Trash is back, trash is back in town.
Oh, yeah.