1. One and One (I'm
the One that Won!) [01:39]
Performed by: Red with Mokey, Boober, Wembley and Gobo
"I just love this game! Who will I challenge first? Mokey!" - Red One and one and one are three. Can you sing as high as me? One and one are only two. I can sing as high as you. Higher, Higher, Higher, Higher, Higher! I'm the one that won! "Now Boober!" - Red One and one and one are three. Can you hop as high as me? One and one are only two. I can hop as high as you. Higher, Higher, Higher, Higher, Higher! I'm the one that won! "Wembley!" - Red One and one and one are three. Can you run as fast as me? One and one are only two. I can run as fast as you. Faster, faster, Faster, faster, Fast, fast, fast, fast... Fast, fast, fast, ... I'm the one that won! "Ok, Gobo. You're next!" - Red One and one and one are three. Can you laugh as hard as me? One and one are only two. I can laugh as hard as you. Ha ha ha, Ha ha ha, Ha ha ha, Ha ha ha ha, *cough*, *sputter*, Ha ha ha ha! I'm the one that won! "Come on everybody, let's play that again!" - Red "Nah, Red. We're all kinda tired. How about playing a nice, quiet game of Paint A Song?" - Gobo "Ahh, that's a good idea, Gobo." - Wembley "Yeah, I could use a little therapy." - Mokey
2. The Rules
Song (I'm the Leader Now) [01:38]
Performed by: Red and Cotterpin Doozer
Rule number is one is a barrel of fun, 'Cause it tells you what to do. When you run, when you walk, When you jump off a rock, You gotta use one foot not two. Rule number one is a son of a gun. If I walk that way I fall. I think somehow I remember now, You gotta use both feet if you're small. Everybody take the vow. Everybody vow. Everybody follow me! She's the leader (I'm the leader). I'm the leader now. Now rule number two is a secret clue, 'Cause it shows who's in the know. You walk with a wiggle, And you talk with a giggle, And you tie your hair in bows. Rule number two is real "P.U.". My hair won't tie at all. I think somehow I remember now, You're supposed to leave it straight if you're small. Everybody take the vow. Everybody vow. Everybody follow me! She's the leader (I'm the leader). I'm the leader now. Now rule number three is a treat to see, 'Cause it tells you what to say. When you meet with fools, With different rules, You don't breathe a word all day. Rule number three is not for me. If I shush they'll tramp me flat. I think somehow I remember now, You can talk if you're short and fat. (What?!) Everybody take the vow. Everybody vow. Everybody follow me! She's the leader (I'm the leader). I'm the leader now.