Performed by: The Fraggles
What's black and white and talks all night, And it likes to bark and it loves to bite, And when it sees a neck it takes a chew? Well I don't have a clue - but it's coming after you! What's squashy, slimy, gushy, grimy, Squishy, squashy, and also tiny, And makes you feel like jelly's on your chair? Well I don't know if you care - but it's crawling up your hair! What's big and fat and sits on things, And when it sits on things it sings, About the way it wants to sit on you? Well if you can stand the view - take a look at what's chasing you!
2. Fun's No Fun
at All (Gonna Have Fun Tonight) [01:22]
Performed by: The Fraggles
Big, big fun in the Rock tonight. Everybody's dancing in the pale moonlight. Party hats and favors, wish on a star, And we drink from the old jam jar. Gonna stomp my feet, clap my hands. Howdy-do neighbor till I bust my glands. Everybody's coming. Won't it be a sight? And we're gonna have fun tonight. You can count me out. I don't want to do it. All I want to do is tell you where to shoo it. Count me out, color me small, 'Cause fun's no fun at all. Funny, funny jokes till we split our sides. Funny, funny stories till we're ready to die. Sing along in harmony and whoop-de-dee. Jolly as a jamboree. So, choose your partner. Don't be square. Tonight's the night we can float on air. Step up, partner, do it right. And we're gonna have fun tonight. Uh-uh, I don't wanna do it. All I want to do is tell you where to shoo it. Count me out, color me small, 'Cause fun's no fun at all. Everybody's coming. Won't it be a sight? And we're gonna have fun tonight. We're gonna have fun tonight. (5 times)