Performed by: Boober and Wembley
They'll come from the east. They'll come from the west. They're coming to get you when you wake and when you rest. They'll come from the front. They'll come from the rear. They're coming to taste you and they don't know any fear. You know they're name is contagious. Their number's outrageous. They're wriggling and raging like worms. And it wiggles and squirms. I'm talkin' 'bout germs! You're just walking along, Just signing a song. You're minding your business cause you ain't done any wrong. They'll come from the drains. They'll come in airplanes. They'll come in cabs and trains and clouds and hurricanes. You know you'll never get rid of them, never be hidden, They're wriggling and raging like worms. And it wiggles and squirms. I'm talkin' 'bout germs!