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March 15th, 2000: Beevers take hibernation early!  The Screemin Beevers took an unexpected early exit from the playoffs in their first round game vs. The Cove.  In what proved to be an ugly game overall, the Beevers were less than stellar in their performance and lost 84 - 78.  Best of luck to the team in the next season....look for many of the Beevers to be playing in the El-Fresco Summer League!

March 8th, 2000: The Playoffs have been set.  The Beevs finished tied for third with the Rempels.  However, due to our cancellation of the game, we finish fourth and the Rempels third. We will not make up this game.  So, our first playoff game is on March 12th, 2000 at Evan Hardy at 4:30pm vs. The Cove!  The madness is here, its time for the Beevers to make their march!

February 28th, 2000: We plan on playing our make up game vs. the Rempels on Tuesday March 7th, 2000.  If you have any objections, let Mirtle know ASAP.  The game will most likely be played at MRCI in the evening!

February 11, 2000: The night of the Beever Bonding party / pot-luck has been changed.  We can thank one "special" future lawyer that gets plans made around him for this!  Anyways, the night has been moved to February 19th, 2000.  Make sure to e-mail Scott and inform him of what you are bringing to the pot-luck (U must bring some actual "dish" and that does not mean your date!)

January 11th, 2000: Barclay Patterson started his holiday season with a bang!  Patterson needed immediate surgery on his apendix and will likely be out of action for the next three to four weeks, possibly longer.

January 11th, 2000: Congrats is extended out to Scott Dehm as he and his wife, Marlene,  moved in to their new house over the holiday season.  We are still, however, waiting for the huge Beever bonding night to take place at the location!

The Beevers would like to wish everyone a prosperous New Year!  BEEV2K!!

January 24th, 2000: Game cancelled! The Beever game on January 30, 2000 has been cancelled.  The Fighting Llamas apparently can't rip themselves away from the television and the SuperBowl - football players!  We will make the game up at a later date.

January 20th, 2000: HEAR YE, HEAR YE!  Guys, I have some questions for you................and I want honest answers! BEEVS..........have you ever: seen Barclay puke pink after trying to climb the mountain? Eaten ALL of Geoff's care-packages of lasagne?  Seen the gorgeous Amber Fire rip off her clothes for you on your birthday? Made an entire section of Education Gym reek like booze while Bonhe lit up the dogs? Seen Geoff's superior lumbar positioning and posture as he honks outside Chris' apartment?  Had to flee NiteMagic after a 40 year-old from Porcupine Plain waved a $50 bill in front of your face?  Become a born-again virgin?  Still been drunk for warm-ups?  If you answered no to any of these questions..............here's your chance! If you answered yes to these questions........................here we go again!

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    With talk of retirement from several of this years key veterans, the Screemin Beevers players, coaches and management are in hot pursuit of some of this years top prospects from the Saskatoon Highschool League and from Cross Canada (P.E.I. especially).  Before any names can be posted on the site, the players must officiall sign with the team, both written and "orally."  Check back often for upcoming hopefuls for next season.
 

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Team History
 

  DRAMATIS PERSONAE:
 

  Act I                                                     YEAR 1  - Every Saga Has A Beginning
                    Chris White        Brian Kopach                    - 13-3 record, 3-0 playoffs,  C-League Champs
                    Kory Dawe        Mark Knoll                        -  jacked a lot of 3s and took a lot of T's
                    Trent Norman     Aaron Dillman                   -  MVP  Mike Scissons
                    Doug Walters     Steve Mitchell
                    Mike Scissons    Jason Kovitch
 

  Act II                                                    YEAR 2  -  B-Time
                    Mike May           Jaime Dickson                    -  12-4 record, 1-1 playoffs  Final Four  B-League
                    Trevor McLeod   Jared Musschoot                -  Nemesis:  GORDO, Gamecocks, Secret Sauce
                    Ryan Goos                                                    -  Dawe hits 11 3's in a game, Bohne is the man
                                                                                         -  MVP  - Musschoot and Mitchell
                                                                                         -  Chemistry was suspect as times
 

   Act III                                                            YEAR 3 - Taking The Show On The Road
                    Trevor Mirtle       Barclay Patterson                -  12-4 league, 1-1 playoffs  Final Four  B-League
                    Geoff Bostick                                                 -  Year of the T and the Ejection; Contract formed;
                                                                                              Team offices located at UPPER MARQUIS HALL
                                                                                          -  Gordo Again!  Nemesis:  Jungle Juice, Sub Shop
                                                                                          -  Mitchell multiple ejections
                                                                                          -  Lloydminster Debacle: A merging of Beever and Calamari
                                                                                          -  Amigo's and strippers  (Amber Fire!)
                                                                                         -  MVP  Steve Mitchell
 

   Act IV                                                  YEAR 4  -  A-League Experiment
                    Scott Dehm      Shaun Nechvatal                     -  Franchise low record 4-12, 0-1 playoffs
                    Dave Diebert                                                  -  Nechvatal's knee injury
                                                                                          -  Won the 1st half vs the Casuals
                                                                                          -  New Uniforms  (T. Mirtle took over as Apparel Director)
                                                                                          -  Diebert and his ghetto for warm-ups boosts morale
                                                                                         -  Scissons injures shoulder (tough as nails)
                                                                                          -  MVP Steve Mitchell (3rd in a row) and retires
 

      Act V                                                               YEAR 5  -  Back To B !
                    Kent Bacon      Steve Dawe                            -  12-4 league, 2-1 playoffs, Lost in B Final at buzzer
                                                                                           -  Started season 1-4 then rolled 13 consecutive wins
                                                                                           -  Bostick suffers knee injury
                                                                                           -  MVP Steve Dawe and Kent Bacon
 

  Act VI                                                    YEAR 6  -  Disaster Strikes !
                    Adam Wilson    Brent Hills                               - "Age catches up"
                    Paul Bacon        The Wulf                                -  Loss of key players and Dehm gets married
                                                                                           -  8-8 league, 0-1 early exit from playoffs
                                                                                           -  picked up players for league minimum
                                                                                           - Barclay's indecent proposal for Breakfast if he doesn't
                                                                                              score 20+ points
                                                                                            - MVP Chris White and Trevor Mirtle
 

    Act VII                                                  YEAR 7  -  Vegas Baby !
                    Scott Barron                                                     - 1999 - 2000 Season
                                                                                            - New uniforms (T. Mirtle comes through again)
                                                                                            -  Dawe accepts position in Head Office, The Wulf waived
                                                                                            -  Barron and Bacon re-signed
                                                                                            -  Paul Bacon's improved play and Star Wars camp-out insured
                                                                                                his destiny as a BEEV
                                                                                            -  Rebuilding and reloading
                                                                                            - Beevers make appearance in Saskatoon Sun Newspaper
 

  Stage Extras
                    Ryan Leier  Willie Murdaugh  Jason Bostick  Shane Haubrich

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1999 - 2000 Roster
 

League Schedule & Results
 
 

Date	Time	Location	Opponent
October 17, 1999	10:30 am	Evan Hardy - Gym 2	Bridges Ale House
October 24, 1999	10:30 am	Evan Hardy - Gym 2	Hulkamania
October 31, 1999	10:30 am	Evan Hardy - Gym 1	Shamrocks
November 7, 1999	12:00 noon	Evan Hardy - Gym 1	Fox & Hounds
November 14, 1999	9:00 am	Evan Hardy - Gym 2	Ajax Blasting
November 28, 1999	1:30 pm	Evan Hardy - Gym 1	Mediterranean Inn
December 12, 1999	9:00 am	Evan Hardy - Gym 1	New World Order
December 19, 1999	3:00 pm	Evan Hardy - Gym 1	Grim Rempels
January 9, 2000	BYE	BYE	BYE
January 16, 2000	4:30 pm	Evan Hardy - Gym 1	Breeze
January 23, 2000	9:00 am	Evan Hardy - Gym 1	Gargoyles
January 30, 2000	4:30 pm	Evan Hardy - Gym 1	Fighting Llamas
February 13, 2000	9:00 am	Evan Hardy - Gym 2	Harvest Meat
February 20, 2000	3:00 pm	Evan Hardy - Gym 1	Ducky Boys
February 27, 2000	10:30 am	Evan Hardy - Gym 1	Paragons
March 5, 2000	1:30 pm	Evan Hardy - Gym 1	The Cove
March 12 - 26, 2000	TBA - Playoffs	TBA - Playoffs	TBA - Playoffs

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League Results

October 17th, 1999: - BEEVERS 55 vs. Bridges Ale House 49
  Leading Scorers:  T. Mirtle - 17 pts.
                                  C. White - 12 pts.
 

October 24th, 1999: - BEEVERS 77 vs. Hulkamania 87
  Leading Scorers:  A. Wilson - 20 pts.
                                  C. White - 16 pts.
 

October 31st, 1999: - BEEVERS 73 vs. Shamrocks 61
  Leading Scorers:  T. Mirtle - 17 pts.
                                  K. Bacon - 15 pts.
                                  A. Wilson - 15 pts.
 

November 7th, 1999: - BEEVERS 81 vs. Fox & Hounds 77
  Leading Scorers:   G. Bostick - 23 pts.
                                   T. Mirtle - 13 pts.
                                   S. Dehm - 13 pts.
 

November 14th, 1999: - BEEVERS 72 vs. Ajax Blasting 60
Leading Scorers:    T. Mirtle - 18 pts.
                                 A. Wilson - 13 pts.
 

November 28th, 1999: - BEEVERS 58 vs. Mediterranean Inn 67
Leading Scorers:    G. Bostick - 17 pts.
 
 

December 12th, 1999: - BEEVERS 63 vs. New World Order 43
Leading Scorers:    A. Wilson - 15 pts.
                                 C. White - 11 pts.
 

January 16th, 2000: - BEEVERS 66 vs. Breeze 63
Leading Scorer:      T. Mirtle - 23 pts.
                                 C. White - 11 pts.
 

January 23rd, 2000: - BEEVERS 52 vs. Gargoyles 75
Leading Scorer:       S. Dehm - 17 pts.
 

February 6th, 2000: - BEEVERS 67 vs. Fighting Llamas 56
Leading Scorers:     A. Wilson - 23 pts.
                                  S. Dehm - 16 pts.
                                  G. Bostick - 16 pts.

February 13th, 2000: - BEEVERS 20 vs. Harvest Meat 0
                                     Game Defaulted - Sweet Win!

February 20th, 2000: - BEEVERS 66 vs. Ducky Boys 64
Leading Scorers:        T. Mirtle - 10 pts.
                                     C. White - 10 pts.
                                     A. Wilson - 9 pts.
                                     S. Dehm - 9 pts.

February 27th, 2000: - BEEVERS 72 vs. Paragons 59
Leading Scorers:       T. Mirtle - 20 pts.
                                   A. Wilson - 18 pts.

March 5th, 2000: - Beevers 52 vs. The Cove 65
Leading Scorer:           A.Wilson - 18 pts.
 

Final Team Stats:
As of March 8th, 2000 - Final League Statistics:

• Points For:  874 (avg. 62.4 ppg)
• Points Against:  826 (avg. 59.0 ppg)

Final League Record (W-L): 10 - 4 (Tied for 3rd Place)
 

Next Game: Playoffs - March 12th, 2000
                                     4:30pm at Evan Hardy (3rd vs. 6th)
                                      Vs. The Cove
 

Playoff Results from March 12th, 2000: BEEVERS 78 vs. The Cove 84
Leading Scorer: A. Wilson - 19pts.
 

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Player Bios

 BOSTICK, G.  -  Lloyd import...Wily veteran...scores high percentage...black hole...haircut is suspect...fresco legend.
        BEEV Memorable Moment -  BOHNE NIGHTS, LLOYD TOUR GUIDE, PORN KING!

  WILSON, A. -  Fastest wheels on the team...penetrates the gap...may one day be related to the KING...chicks dig him.
        BEEV Memorable Moment - GETTING ASKED TO PLAY FOR SUCH AN HONORED,PRESTIGIOUS,
                                                      AND ILLUSTRIOUS CLUB LIKE THE BEEVERS!

  DEHM, S.  -  Most versatile player...inside and outside effectiveness..attendance and stroke suspect since wedding...no
                          gamelegs after honeymoon...biochemist.
        BEEV Memorable Moment  - MOST TRIPLE DOUBLES IN TEAM HISTORY!

  BARRON, S.  -  key figure on all previous teams...seasoned vet...defensive specialist...scores at will.
        BEEV Memorable Moment  - LIGHTING THE BEEVS ON FIRE WHEN PLAYINGAGAINST THEM IN
                                                      A-LEAGUE!

  BACON, P.  -  greatly improved...Star Wars tickets...little bacs...pass1st, shoot 2nd...athletic...facial hair.
      BEEV Memorable Moment  - ORANGE SHORTS, PAYS IN "MIRTLE BUCKS"(A USELESS AND DEFUNCT
                                                    METHOD OF CURRENCY EXCHANGE!)

  BACON, K.  -  2nd coming...NITE MAGICIAN...creativity -- thy name is Bacon...Canada's Wonderland
                               Survivor...free-spirit...Loves screech....fresco legend.
        BEEV Memorable Moment  - BRETT BUTLER, CARRIED HUNDREDS OF POUNDS ON HIS BACK EN
                                                      ROUTE TO THE B LEAGUE FINALS TWO YEARS AGO!

  MIRTLE, T.  -  "I am the walrus!"...in charge of apparel...rebounder and one of the team's top scorers the past few
                            seasons...hates the post but no one guards him on the perimeter...spinner winner...7 point/2 min avg. with
                            Huskies...helped Bohne get on fire...fresco legend.
        BEEV Memorable Moment  - PHANTOM YAK, LORD OF THE "JUNGLE JUICE", GETTING PULLED
                                                      BEFORE GETTING HIS 30!

  WHITE, C.  -  Campus Rec legend...fresco legend...Leads all Beevers in T's and shot attempts...only original Beever
                            hanging onto the dream...free throw shooting a perennial concern...talks smack...foul mouth...most
                            consistent scorer in recent years.
        BEEV Memorable Moment - AMBER FIRE, CLAM BAKES, BEING A LIVING LEGEND!

  PATTERSON, B.  -  Almost climbed the mountain...a Marauder...true life 90210 star...always has 12 guys helping him
                                          move...watch for no-lookers and that sweet killer cross-over...he'll score you 7.
        BEEV Memorable Moment -  STEVE MITCHELL BENCH KICKING INCIDENT,
                                                      GUARANTEED BREAKFAST DAY!

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Beever Trivia:
 1)   Beevers Love:
        a) Chicken wings
        b) team breakfasts
        c) strippers
        d) all of the above

2)   Beevers suffer from:
        a)  gambling addictions
        b)  alcoholism
        c)  Huskie cuts
        d)  all of the above

3)    Beevers have been spotted at
        a)  Marquis Hall
        b)  Kelsey's
        c)  Source Adult Video
        d)  all of the above

4)     At night, Beevers like to
        a)  go to Nite Magic
        b)  go to Jax
        c)  go to Checkers
        d)  all of the above

5)     The Beevers have sought sponsorship from
        a) Supreme Steel
        b) Centerfold
        c) Showgirls
        d) All of the above

6)      The Beevers have celebrated
        a)  Loadi Gras
        b)  Happy Mirt-Day
        c)  Bohne nights and Beever Bonding Nights
        d)  all of the above

7)    Beevers will
        a)  Play Fresco
        b)  Skip classes for tunnel or team meetings
        c)  build ridiculous websites
        d)  all of the above

8)    Beevers shine
        a)  in the warm-up
        b)  in the bedroom
        c)  at the table
        d)  all of the above

9)    Beevers will always
        a)  tell "pooh's"
        b)  re-live the glory days
        c)  light up St. Augustine fresco court
        d)  all of the above

10)    Other critters featured on the team have been
        a)  a walrus
        b)  a wulf
        c)  a mole
       d)  all of the above
 

SCORING:   10/10  Congratulations! You're a prime Beever Candidate
            7-9   You made the team...but you won't start
            5-7   Pass 1st, Shoot never
            < 5   Go back to the Huskies

SOME REAL TRIVIA WILL FOLLOW IN A FEW WEEKS!

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Beever Links:
 

-- After a tough game Beevers like to rest in their custom made Beever Beds!  Check out the site for more information.

-- Want to find out more about our species?  Go to the ultimate Beaver information site for the lateset news!

-- For some after hours entertainment with  the Beevs, check out BeaverBoy's Beaver Gallery!  For mature audiences only!!

-- Again here is another site featuring some night entertainment.  Beaver's Place on the Net offers several pictures of guys and girls at the local bar just having a good time!  For mature audiences only!!

--More interesting stuff for you to look at during your spare time, compliments of the Beevs.  For mature audiences only.  Be sure to visit The Voyeur Web for the latest in real photos of some everyday people.  We recommend the Private shots and Voyeur sections.  They are free and fully bare!
 

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