The Official Homepage of The Legislative Bureau of Pain

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Welcome to the Legislative Bureau of Pain homepage. If you are here, you obviously are either a big fan, a member, or a member of another stable that sucks. I would like to first say a few words about the stable that rules the world, the LBP.
Our group is made up of the greatest talent in the wrestling world. We have no time for insignificant peons, or wrestlers that are jealous of the Bureau. Lead by the greatest manager in wrestling today, Chad Parker, we are undoubtedly the IWA's finest. We crushed the Slaying Warriors, and we will crush every other stable to come. If you are interested in joining the LBP, please know that we have no room for idiots. We are fine wine, everyone else is cheap root beer. If you are interested, find some way to contact Chad Parker through the IWA. On a further note, since you are privileged enough to be on our website, we would kindly ask that if you are in any way liberal, uneducated, and/or pathetically naive, kindly leave our site, without any questions asked.
Now, sit back and enjoy the words of wisdom and general information of the largest group of fine athletes to ever enter into the squared circle, that God himself took too long to assemble and create, therefore Chad Parker, the guru of modern management, had to create. I talk of the Legislative Bureau of Pain. Gentlemen, let's inflict Online pain.
Sincerely yours to look at,
Sexy Tim Ward, assistant CEO of the LBP

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