10. I sit in front of my computer all day and contemplate bashing my head on the keyboard.
9. I cant pull the fire alarm as a joke, in fear of the feds kickin in my cubicle!
8. I have inhaled almost the entire can of computer cleaner to receive yet another 3 second "high"
7. Its cold outside.
6. Im not allowed by law to bash someone's skull in next time they say... "Nice day out there today, eh?"
5. I may get fired for saying "Nice head, faggot" to asshole queer who works down the hall.
4. I watch so much porn, I'm becoming desensitized and am afraid I may have to move on to bestiality soon.
3. I forgot to powder my nut-sack this morning.
2. The software industry is dominated by men and girls who look like men.
1. I haven't gotten laid in 3 weeks and even then Tims mom wouldn't let me do anal.
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