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Teenage Girls Turn Punk
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Tuesday, 27th May 2003
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Teenage girls throughout Australia have further strengthened their 'teenage rebel without a cause' argument by declaring their love of �Punk� music.
One young hip and happening young girl, Jessica stated...�I�m like fully into punk music, it is so totally cool, I can�t believe all that other crap I used to listen to like Britney Spears and Christina Aguilira, they are soooo gay. I love making my own mind up with what is cool in music now, I won�t listen to what the record companies want me to hear, I just do my own thing. I love heaps of punk bands like Good Charlotte, Busted and Avril Lavinge, they so know how to stand up for themselves and not do what anyone tells them, just like me. I even like some 'old school' bands like Blink 182 and Tool." On the average Saturday afternoon, most of these girls can be found asking their mum to drive them to Sportsgirl to buy a new pair of ripped black jeans and a T-shirt that has a weird capital A in a circle on it. �It is sooo cool, my friend Jaine has the exact same outfit except we both wear it with different neck ties�.
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Coalition Kicks Some Sand
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Friday, 2nd May 2003
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Well, the war is all over and with great results. We actually got to use some of our aircraft in combat for the first time in 40 odd years, no casualties at all for the Australian Troops (I think Warrant Officer Jamie O'Halloran caught a cold), and olde Saddam has fled to them thar hills. So to all you Chardonnay-swilling, latte-sipping, black armband-wearing, bleeding-heart, Bo-Bo academic, intellectual, P.C. leftie elitist, protest-attending poofs, save your breath. The war started anyway, after all that useless dribbling shit you carried on about for months. Perhaps next time you don't like something that's going to happen, you'll exercise your democratic right to shut the fuck up. You dole-fed arseholes laze the day away in inner-city cafes, sipping machiatos discussing John Pilger, your latest acting gig, or which protest to attend this week - No Nukes, Refugees, Reclaim the Streets, Save Iraq...as far as I'm concerned you should all give a mass physical demonstration for the pro-euthenasia movement. You are nothing but the vocal fucking minority...piss off.
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Follow the zany trails of the home mechanic as we show why all car and engine designers are pricks. Starring the wonderful talents of the UC Torana, the KA Laser, the Subaru 4WD, and the always effervescent, VP Commodore. Come and learn how to spend days on end, getting covered in grease and crap. It's fun for all involved! More...
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Check out the latest news from the Nation's Capital. With all the insight on local gossip, the excitement of political scandals, and keep in touch with the chicken eating record-attempts of Kimbo 'Buckets' Beasley. Too much fun for one sitting! More...
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Do you get confused by all the different names and faces in Australian Politics? Do you think Bronwyn 'Kero-Bath' Bishop is that fat chick who does the entertainment slot for Channel 10 News? if so, check here to dabble with the who's who of Aussie politics. More...
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