Update: October 3, 1999

I would like to make one thing clear: I don't Yahoo. To escape the jaws of Yahoo, we have forsaken Geocities, and have moved to Fortunecity. Joy! Also, we are reborn people. Our old names no longer suited us, and sucked from the beginning anyway, so we have adopted new personas. Before I was Snake20XX, but now I am Turambar! Call me that! Blues has cast off his past and become Edward "Spoony Ed" Bardolph. Anyway, there's nothing new up, other than us. If there's anyone out there who's actually reading this and comes here regularly (why?), TAOCAK shall never return. It is being rewritten in a new and better form. I don't know when the first part will be ready, but it will be a while before anything vaguely like TAOCAK shows up.

Hello everyone. It is I, Edward Bardolph, the Spoony One. You, however, may simply call me Spoony Ed, or just plain Ed, so long as I am not at any point confused with Weird Cousin Ed, who lives in the basement. <bang bang bang> Uh oh... excuse me for a moment. <tap tap tap tap tap...creak...pipe down there, Weird Cousin Ed, we're trying to run the site and...Aieee...BANG!...tap tap tap tap tap> Um...Turambar, I really think we ought to brick up the door to the basement, cause Weird Cousin Ed just tried to bash my head in with a lead pipe! Oh, hello again, please disregard whatever I just said. We are just having a minor technical difficulty with the...server, yes, the server, no maniacs in the basement, heh heh... Oh my god, Turambar, he's coming through! Run!

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