"Sometimes I look up at the sky and think, 'Wow. Look at all those great warriors from ages past, precariously perched up there in the night-time sky. What would happen if they got drunk? Would they fall down? Maybe Orion would like to loosen his belt and make a pass at Diana. Is this blasphemy?' At this point, I usually go back to sleep."
-Rev. David A Reynolds,
on the pointlessness of astronomy.