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Hello I'm Robert Lavelle*

If my name doesn't ring a bell, perhaps looking over the material below will.
You see, I have a history of spamming people--and I just love it! I've gotten pretty good at it, too.

The internet offers a conricopia of free e-mail services, and I've used just about everyone one of them! I do this to make it more difficult for people to track me down. You see, I have this distribution list and I just can't bear the idea of deleting anyone from it. It's my solemn duty, in the name of Jesus Christ, my Lord and Savior, to pester and harass everyone with the vague rambling presented in the graphic below. You may call it spam, but to me it's the spoken word of my God, himself!

Now, there's something else I do, and it tickles me pink to know how much it bothers people. I don't accept e-mail from anyone on my distribution list. They can write all they want, and all they'll get back is an automatic message saying their little complaints can't get through to me.

Okay, I'm a coward. I'll admit it. But think about it--my entire life is based around a belief in the supernatural--what if someone were to e-mail something that caused me to rethink my superstitious views? My word, I may just have to commit suicide or something!

This is actually a cry for help. My real homepage can be located at http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Olympus/7699--but you won't find my e-mail address there. I'm just too scared of that chance that someone may send me something that proves my pitiful little theory wrong. But I just can't help myself! So, please, if you happen to get my e-mails, report them immediately to the appropriate authorities.

Do the same for any spam you receive. You really shouldn't just let it go on.

It seems they haven't been able to find me yet (praise God), but I'm hoping someday someone will just to take this burden off my shoulders.

Praise the Lord, I may be a coward, but at least I'll admit it here.

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THE UNIVERSE

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SPACE ENDS

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Thank You come again.

*Actually, I'm not the real Robert Lavelle. Well, I am Robert Lavelle, but not the spammer Robert Lavelle. I started getting his e-mail after I got a few nasty complaints from victims of his spam. I contact him to ask that he specify who he is and what e-mail address he uses, and then I found myself a victim. He's very sly about his spamming and utlizes every free resource he can get his hands on. The fact that he restricts replies to his e-mail proves to me that he really doesn't have that much faith in his own junk science--and that he is a terrible coward.

If the real Robert Lavelle is reading--please have the decency to remove people from your lists if they do not want to receive your mail. And please, please get some psychiatric treatment--your behavior really is anti-social.

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