Santa Claus is Of The Devil
I am here to tell all of you, Santa Claus is not what he appears to be to the average day human like you or me. Recently, I made a new friend, and extremely short friend, and as he began to trust me I learned that he is an elf. He taught me all of his elfish heritage and turned me into an elfish ranger. Then he disclosed the darkest secret of all that pertains to elfs. Brutal Slavery. Elfish Right Violations. All this was being enforced in the North Pole by a sadistic twisted mind, the sadistic twisted mind of Santa Claus.
I've told a few people in the world about this terrible tragedy to all that is of elf nature, and so far the people I have talked to have agreed that the Elfish Violence MUST STOP. So, all you have to do to contribute to this worthy cause is send me your credit card number....
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