the
humanoid alien
asks:
Swansea, Wales - Is it all a Salty Wet Dream ?!
..... beams in just to say .....
Salutations, primitive Earth creatures
!
I am not a being of your world so when your evolutionary needs dictate I shall reveal my mission on Earth to human kind. Until that moment I shall be inspired by the wonderous scenic splendours of Swansea, Wales. Swansea is a seascape city of unspeakable pleasures rarely experienced on this grim planet !
Swansea Bay, Wales
Swansea was not only the birthplace of the world's first railway (a mode of transportation thousands of light years behind my own interstellular capsule), but Swansea's Gower peninsula was officially recognised as the U.K.'s first "Area Of Outstanding Natural Beauty". Wales's golden coastal city was also the birthplace of the nebulising Catherine Zeta Jones (i do wish she had more legs!) not to mention your planet's most drunken poet, Dylan Thomas !
If I were not such a highly evolved entity I would elect to be incarnated as a human Welshman - the condition appears to be synonymous with moons of fun. However, until I return to my own kind, I desire to dream the sublime maritime experience which is: Swansea, Wales.
And now a sexy greeting from my planet: "bcgxngcunholedqAasploshdsgluglfuddlebfor"
Now hear my raves, Earth creatures !
"Paranormal"; eg. Astral Travel,
Alien Visitation, etc.
Well, is anything truly
"paranormal"? The reality is that the "unexplained" phenomenon which
humans attempt to interpret occurs in our Universe quite naturally, but since these
matters are outside the realms of their shallow comprehension it is categorised
"paranormal" and destined to be dismissed by the scientific
"authority" which humans naively accept. Reality is quite different from
anything the Earth species could conceive of at this stage in their evolution, especially
considering the myopic perspective maintained by their "scientific" elders. Such
phenomenon is only considered "paranormal" because Earth science is too immature
to redefine its limited sense of reality.
Wales and the Welsh people
The rich culture of the Welsh
nation - one of the oldest societies on this planet; Wales is a mystical land of poetry and music, enchanting scenery and romantic
castles.
Maritime Quarter, Swansea, Wales
The Leaky Welsh Dragon !
My hot mythological friend - the leaky dragon,
a living myth right here on planet Earth! Just one thing - the guy's got horrid breath -
and as for breaking wind, that's another story ...!
Leaky Dragon (human artist's impression only)
Your links toParadise!
.
own page on 
Swansea Virtual City - Site exploring Swansea, the golden coastal city of Wales
Wales Tourist Board - Info about the mystical country of Wales.
Castles of Wales - A treasure trove of 400 enchanting Welsh castles - including the first stone castle in the world, constructed at Chepstow, Wales.
The Felinfoel Brewery Company - One of the oldest beer producers in Wales and the first to produce canned beer in the UK! (Well I simply HAD to put a in link to a brewery - my intoxicated little human!).
News of the Weird - Weird Chuck with his 30 year archive of wacko stories - proof that the human being is one of the Universe's craziest creature!
Alien U.K. - U.K. resource of UFO sightings and alien contact, including the British government's extra-terrestrial archive - get wise, humans, your species is our experiment !
Astral Projection Homepage - Out of the body or just out of their heads? Well, if humans ever advance, they'll learn that the only "death" is of the physical vehicle only ... and here is where your evidence begins ...
Click here for more fantastic links on Leaky Dragon's Links!
Bookmark this page, human, and return again soon - remember, you don't have to travel as far to meet me AS i've travelled to meet you !!!!!
Copyright 1998, 2000 Pete Rogers for Leaky Dragon Productions
........ speaking of which, click the link for Leaky Dragon Productions
....... Last updated: 5 March 2000