COCOA PUFFS (Frosted corn puffs or frosted crack puffs?)
 
General Mills - Good Cereal, Good Value
 
This is an ironic slogan, because Cocoa Puffs are more than meets the eye. They SEEM inocent enough - with ingrediants like Hershey�'s cocoa, corn syrup, and sugar, but there is one ingrediant they're leaving off the Nutition Facts. Cocaine. That's right. of course they hint at it enough- just look at the name: COCoa Puffs. It's not like they didn't warn us, but still, foolish mothers are still buying their foolish kids this crack-filled cereal.

 
Who is the main drug dealer?
That's right. That innocent little Coocoo bird! If you watch T.V. you probably know of the adds they have. "Coocoo for Cocoa Puffs!" Yeah, right. Just one taste and the kid goes crazy, seeing all these giagantic Cocoa Puffs and waterfalls of milk, making it seem like great fun as they get high. Then the kid joins the group of kids in the group (the other crackheads) and the kid etes some more. Kids watch this with joy. The actually have JOY in watching a kid get addicted to coke!!! This is a sad, sad world.

 
Why would they do something like this?
It's easy! They work with the coke dealers, recieving great sums of money to sell and advertise the cereal. They gett he kids addicted to the cereal, but sometimes that's not enough. They have to get more coke, so the go to the dealers. Also, the Cocoa Puffs company gets tons of costumers becaus ehte kids are addicted. They can't live without their cereal. Of course, Cocoa Puffs isn't the only cereal which contains drugs. Look at Pops. "I gotta have my pops!" Now how more obvious can you get. The kid would do anything, including taking from their grandmother and lock little kids outside just for a bowl of the stuff. So next time you go to the grocery store, PLEASE be careful what cereal you buy! Don't let Cocoa Puffs and Pops get you hooked! And don't depend only on what I say. Look at the name itself. Does it have some double meaning? Could "Snap, CRACKle, Pop" be one? You never know, but for your own sake, don't try to find out.





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