application to marry me in las vegas
1. Are you married? Is this you exacting revenge on your spouse? If so, leave now. If you look like David Bowie, read on.
2. Do you make lots of money? Do you like giving presents? Do you like spending money on poor queens of the jungle who are suffering artistically?
3. Do you have any children? Are you a child? If so, leave now. If you look like David Bowie, read on.
4. Do you have any special skills or extra long appendages that I should know about?
5. Do you have anything against David Bowie, or the one true faith, the Rocky Horror Picture Show? If so, leave now. If you look like David Bowie, read on.
6. Are you David Bowie?
Email me your answers... I'll
settle for people who just appreciate David Bowie and my charming wit, as
well... Any Brian Slade lookalikes, or even just rich older men will also be
considered. My
email: [email protected]
