Paul's Super Duper Page of
Shit
Hi, My name is Paul. I live in "The Seventh Layer of Hell", also
commonly refereed to as Grants Pass, Oregon.
My hobbies include, Smoking crack, pretending to skateboard, and my favorite,
pissing people off. I currently have no job, because no one wants to hire
convicted felons, and besides that I have a major problem with passing
drug tests. I drive a giant orange truck, which makes it hard to pick up
women, So I blame my not having a current girlfriend on my truck. My favorite
band is The Insane Clown Posse, and my favorite TV show is southpark. But
enough about me, now on to the other shit on this page.
Here are some more pics
of me
Paul
Smoking Crack
Paul
picking up on a chick
Paul
Smoking multiple Cigs
Paul
in a Robo-Flight Beanie
Hear My Voice
My
comparison between women and beer
Medieval
Condoms
I
kill elmo
The
Force
Vacuum
Cleaners and Sewing Machines
Lean
on Me
Since I have no girlfriend, because of my fucking truck, I am currently
on Mirc, Dalnet in #planetchat with a bunch of lame ass fucks, especially
the channel founder Rexxy, if you see him please tell him he's is a fucking
jew. Anyway my nick is Escaped_Mental_Patient, so look for me. And also
because of my women repelling truck I have joined the ICQ posse, my number
is 15871747. And I also have email, so you can email
me your thoughts on my page which I will place in an envelope and shove
right up my ass thus declining to change my page for you faggaty ass.
P.S. If you are a women who lives anywhere close to me and don't
mind that I drive an ugly truck, you can email me and I will gladly come
over to you house and fuck you in 16 new ways I learned by reading a magazine
in the bathroom of the hospital.
Have you heard about the movie 200 cigeretes, well all
I have to say is:
Ben
Aflek is a hippie queer, we had the idea first.....smokes