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| 9 = P in the S S | 12 = I to E F |
| 88 = P K | 5 = D to a Z C |
| 54 = C in a D (With the J) | 8 = S to a S S |
| 3 = B M ( S H T R ) | 18 = H on a G C |
| 2 = P in a P | 90 = D in a R A |
| 24 = H in a D | 1 = W on a U |
| 200 = D for P G | 1001 = A N |
| 2 = S to E S | 7 = W of the A W |
| 2 = S to E C | 26 = L of the A |
| 13 = S on the A F | 80 = D to G A the W |
| I will change these every 2 weeks. If you have or can think of any, E-mail them to me with the answer and I will post them. |
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If You Have To Mow The Lawn
To Find Your Car,
You Might Be A Red Neck.
If Your Friends Come Over
And You Have A Wild House Party
And Every Piece Of Furniture Gets
Busted And It Costs You $15.00
To
Replace, You Might Be A Red Neck.
If Your Car Stereo is Worth More
Than Your Car, You Might Be A Red
Neck.
If Someone Asks You For I.D. And
You
Show Them Your Belt, You Might
Be A
Red Neck.
If Your Bathroom Consists Of A Pair
Of Boots
And A flashlight, You Might Be
A Red Neck.
If There Is A Stuffed Possum Anywhere
In Your
House, You Might Be A Red Neck.
The Directions To Your House Include
"Turn Down
The Dirt Road", You Might Be A
Red Neck.
If Your Relative Just Bought A New
House And
You Have To Help Him Remove The
Wheels,
You Might Be A Red Neck.
If You Have Ever Bar-be-qued Hamburgers
At A
Drive-In Theater, You Might Be
A Red Neck.
On Your Wedding Day All Your Pictures
Have
You With A Toothpick In Your Mouth,
You
Might Be A Red Neck.
If You Have More Than Two Brothers
With The
Names Bubba And Junior, You Might
Be A Red
Neck.
If Your Idea Of Dual Air Bags Is
Your Wife
And Mother-In-Law In The Front
Seat of Your
Pick Up Truck, You Might Be A Red
Neck.
If Your Favorite Actors Include:
Barney fife, Gomer Pile,
And Goober, You Might Be A Red
Neck.
If The Person You Idolize The Most
In The Whole
Wide World Is Jack Daniels, You
Might Be A Red
Neck.
At Christmas Time You Leave Pickled
Eggs And
Cold Beer For Santa Claus, You
Might Be A Red Neck.
If Truckers Have To Tell Your
Mom To Watch Her
Language, You Might Be A Red Neck.
If A Seven Course Meal Consists
Of A Six-Pack
And A Pizza, You Might Be A Red
Neck.
If You Think That Loading The Dishwasher
Means
Taking Your Wife Out To The Bar
And Feeding Her
Drinks, You Might Be A Red Neck.
If You Have 12 Cars That Don't Move
And
Your House Does, You Might Be A
Red Neck.
If You See A Sign That Say's "No
To Crack" And
It Reminds You To Pull Up Your
Pants, You Might
Be A Red Neck.
If Your Truck Ever Breaks Down On
The Side Of
The Road And You Never Go Back
To Get It,
You Might Be A Red Neck.
If You Have Ever Been In A Custody
Battle Over
A Hunting Dog, You Might Be Red
Neck.
If You Have Ever Used Your Fishing
License As
I.D, You Might Be A Red Neck.
If Ammunition Is One Of The Things
On Your
Christmas List, You Might Be A
Red Neck.
If Your Family Tree Doesn't Branch,
You Might Be A Red Neck.
If Your Kids Play In Your Old Refrigerator,
You Might Be A Red Neck.
If Your Porch Collapses And More
Than 6 Dogs
Are Killed, You Might Be A Red
Neck.
If You Consider Duct Tape A Permanent
Improvement,
You Might Be A Red Neck.
If More Than Half The Cars In Your
Yard Are On
Cinder Blocks, You Might Be A Red
Neck.
If The Only Piece Of Heirloom Furniture
In Your House Is A Gun Case,
You Might Be A Red Neck.
If The Phrase "Goin' Away For A
Spell" Doesn't Refer To
A Vacation, You Might Be A Red
Neck.
If You Consider Plastic A Precious
Metal,
You Might Be A Red Neck.
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