Your mum's !!!
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Your mum's so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Your mum's so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
Your mum's so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Your mum's so fat were in her right now
Your mum's so fat people jog around her for exercise
Your mum's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everYourne
Your mum's so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Your mamma so fat Youhaveta roll over twice to get off her...
Your mum's so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world
Your mum's so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Your mum's so fat when Youget on top of her Yourur ears pop!
Your mum's so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Your mum's so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Your mum's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Your mum's so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Your mum's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Your mum's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Your mum's so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Your mum's so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Your mum's so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Your mum's so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Your mum's so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Your mum's so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Your mum's so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Your mum's so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Your mum's so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Your mum's so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Your mum's so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Your mum's so fat she's got her own area code!
Your mum's so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Your mum's so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
Your mum's so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Your mum's so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Your mum's so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New Yourrk, L.A., Chicago...
Your mum's so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Your mum's so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Your mum's so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Your mum's so fat Youhave to roll her ass in flour and look for the wet spot to fuck her
Your mum's so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side!
Your mum's so fat she wakes up in sections!
Your mum's so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Your mum's so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.
Your mum's so fat she was mistaken for God's bowling ball!
Your mum's so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Your mum's so fat when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell!
Your mum's so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Your mum's so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Your mum's so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Your mum's so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Your mum's so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Your mum's so fat she fell and made the Grand CanYourn!
Your mum's so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Your mum's so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
Your mum's so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Your mum's so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Your mum's so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Your mum's so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Your mum's so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!
Your mum's so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Your mum's so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Your mum's so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Your mum's so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Your mum's so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Your mum's so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Your mum's so fat when she back up she beep.
Your mum's so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Your mum's so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get again.
Your mum's so fat she influences the tides.
Your mum's so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Your mum's so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
Your mum's so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Your mum's so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Your mum's so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Your mum's so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
Your mum's so fat she stands in two time zones.
Your mum's so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass
Your mum's so fat Youhave to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on theother side just to get her through
Your mum's so fat when the bitch goes to an all Youcan eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Your mum's so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Your mum's so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Your mum's so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Your mum's so fat when she wears a Malcomn X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
Your mum's so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water
Your mum's so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Your mum's so fat the only pictures Youhave of her are satellite pictures
Your mum's so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.
Your mum's so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Your mum's so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
Your mum's so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....
Your mum's so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, the bitch caused an eclipse.
Your mum's so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
Your mum's so fat she was baptised in the ocean.
Your mum's so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Your mum's so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Your mum's so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Your mum's so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Your mum's so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!
Your mum's so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.
Your mum's so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship
Your mum's so fat she accidently got a 747 caught in her teeth
Your mum's so fat to her "light food" means under 4 Tons
Your mum's so fat The Himalayas are practices runs to prepare for her
Your mum's so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!!!
Your mum's so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the fuck off!!!
Your mum's so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!!!
Your mum's so fat she was zoned for commercial development
Your mum's so fat she won "Miss Bessie the Cow 94"
Your mum's so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans
Your mum's so fat she has more rolls than a mary jane truck
Your mum's so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Your mum's so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Your mum's so stupid she told everYourne that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
Your mum's so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Your mum's so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Your mum's so stupid Youhave to dig for her IQ!
Your mum's so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Your mum's so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Your mum's so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Your mum's so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Your mum's so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Your mum's so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Your mum's so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Your mum's so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Your mum's so stupid she asked You"What is the number for 911"
Your mum's so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Your mum's so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Your mum's so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Your mum's so stupid she stole free bread.
Your mum's so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Your mum's so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Your mum's so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Your mum's so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Your mum's so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Your mum's so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
Your mum's so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Your mum's so stupid when Youstand next to her Youhear the ocean!
Your mum's so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Your mum's so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Your mum's so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Your mum's so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Your mum's so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Your mum's so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Your mum's so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Your mum's so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Your mum's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Your mum's so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating Yourur house.
Your mum's so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Your mum's so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
Your mum's so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course
Your mum's so stupid she couldn't read an audio book
Your mum's so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.
Your mum's so stupid she thought the Nazis were saying "Hi! Hitler"
Your mum's so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24hr virus
Your mum's so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg
Your mum's so stupid She has to ask for help to use hamburger helper
Your mum's so stupid She went to disneyworld and saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so she went home.
Your mum's so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said "guess" so she said levi's
Your mum's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Your mum's so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Your mum's so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Your mum's so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Your mum's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Your mum's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Your mum's so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Your mum's so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Your mum's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Your mum's so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Your mum's so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Your mum's so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
Your mum's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Your mum's so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Your mum's so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Your mum's so ugly she made an onion cry.
Your mum's so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours... for a quote!
Your mum's so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Your mum's so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Your mum's so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Your mum's so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
Your mum's so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Your mum's so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Your mum's so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Your mum's so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Your mum's so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Your mum's so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Your mum's so ugly I heard that Yourur dad first met her at the pound.
Your mum's so ugly that Yourur father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Your mum's so ugly Yourur dad's breath smells like shit because he would rather kiss her ass.
Your mum's so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow
Your mum's so old I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died.
Your mum's so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
Your mum's so old her social security number is 1!
Your mum's so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch'
Your mum's so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Your mum's so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks!
Your mum's so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
Your mum's so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Your mum's so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Your mum's so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Your mum's so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Your mum's so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Your mum's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Your mum's so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
Your mum's so old and old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything".
Your mum's so old she was Jesus Wet Nurse
Your mum's so old shes blind from the big bang
Your mum's so old even God calls her mother!
Your mum's so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Your mum's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Your mum's so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Your mum's so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!!!
Your mum's so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Your mum's so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Your mum's so poor Yourur family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Your mum's so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Your mum's so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Your mum's so poor she drives a peanut.
Your mum's so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Your mum's so poor burglars break in her house and leave money
Your mum's so poor Yougo out for sunday pushes of the skateboard
YOUR Mum IS LIKE
Your mum's like potato chips-- Fri-to Lay
Your mum's like a screen door, after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up!
Your mum's like the pillbury doughboy - everYourne gets a poke!
Your mum's like a doorknob - everYourne gets a turn!
Your mum's like a T.V. set, even a three year old can turn her on!
Your mum's like a bus, fifty cents and she's ready to ride!
Your mum's like a golf course, everYourne GETS a hole in one!
Your mum's like the railway system, she gets laid all over the country!
Your mum's like a tomato source bottle, everYourne gets a squeeze out of her!
Your mum's like a shotgun: one cock and she blows!
Your mum's like a hardware store: 4 cents a screw!
Your mum's like Domino's pizza-- Something for nothing
Your mum's like a refridgerator: everYourne likes to put their meat in her!
Your mum's like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
Your mum's like a rifle... four cocks and she's loaded.
Your mum's like a bowling ball. She's picked up, fingered, and then thrown in the gutter.
Your mum's like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.
Your mum's like a ToYourta: "Oh what a feelin'!"
Your mum's like Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"
Your mum's like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow.
Your mum's like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!
Your mum's like a vaccuum cleaner.....a real good suck.
Your mum's like a potatoe chip seller on 42nd street, "LAYS! LAYS!..."
Your mum's like castlebury stew: servings are family size
YOUR Mum IS SO DIRTY
Your mum's so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
YOUR Mum's NOSE
Your mum's nose so big Youcan go bowling with her boogers!
Your mum's nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
YOUR Mum IS SO GREASY
Your mum's so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Your mum's so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Your mum's so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
YOUR Mum's TEETH
Your mum's teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Your mum's teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Your mum's teeth are so yellow I can't believe its not butter
YOUR Mum IS SO LAZY
Your mum's so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where Your daddy has two jobs.
YOUR Mum IS SO SKINNY
Your mum's so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
Your mum's so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Your mum's so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
YOUR Mum IS SO BALD
Your mum's so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
Your mum's so bald Youcan see whats on her mind
Your mum's so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
YOUR Mum IS SO TALL
Your mum's so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Your mum's so tall she did a back-flip and kicked Jesus in the mouth.
Your mum's so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
YOUR Mum IS SO FLAT
Your mum's so flat she's jealous of the wall!
YOUR Mum's GLASSES
Your mum's's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can seen people waving.
Your mum's's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
YOUR Mum's HOUSE
Your mum's house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
Your mum's house so small Youhave to go outside to change Yourur mind.
Your mum's house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Your mum's house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
YOUR Mum's HAIR
Your mum's hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.
Your mum's hair so short she curls it with rice.
YOUR Mum's HEAD
Your mum's head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Your mum's head so big it shows up on radar.
Your mum's head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Your mum's head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
MISCELLANEOUS SHIT EVERYBODY SAYS ABOUT YOU AND YOUR Mum
Your mum's wears knee-pads and yells "Curb Service!"
Your mum's feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
Your mum's aint so bad...she would give Youthe hair off of her back!
Your mum's lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.
Your mum's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
Your mum's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Your mum's hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
Your mum's hair so nappy she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
Your mum's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
Your mum's so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.
Your mum's twice the man You are.
Your mum's cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
Your mum's is missing a finger and can't count past 9.
Your mum's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
Your mum's middle name is Rambo.
Your mum's in a wheelchair and says, "Youain't gonna puch me 'round no more."
Your mum's rouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
Your mum's gums are so black she spits Youro-hoo.
Your mum's breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Your mum's was in church with a tee-shirt on that said "WHO FARTED?"
Your mum's is in a wheelchair screaming "I AIN'T STANDING FOR THIS SHIT"
Your mum's threw a frizbee three weeks ago that hasn't landed yet.
Your mum's can wrestle a cow to the ground.
Your mum's referees bar fights without a shirt on.
If my dog had a face as ugly as Yourur mum's's, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards.
It took Your mum's 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldnt get used to the front seat!
Youwere born out of Yourur mother's arse 'cos her cunt was too busy.
I saw Yourur mum's at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.
I seen Yourur mother downtown scrapping with a pigeon for a peanut.
Your dick is so small, Youpee on Yourur nuts.
Your dick is so small, it looks like Youhave a second bellybutton.
Your daddy is like cement, it takes him two days to get hard.
YOUR Mum HAS
Your mum's has one leg and a bicycle.
Your mum's has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
Your mum's has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
Your mum's has one hand and a Clapper.
Your mum's has a wooden afro with an "X" carved in the back.
Your mum's has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
Your mum's has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what You’re saying.
Your mum's has a 'fro with warning lights.
Your mum's has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.
Your mum's has a glass eye with a fish in it.
Your mum's has a short leg and walks in circles.
Your mum's has a short arm and can't applaude.
Your mum's has no ears.... I seen the bitch trying on sunglasses
Your mum's has an ass soo big she has to shit in a dumpster
YOUR Mum's GOT
Your mum's got so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!
Your mum's got two wooden legs and one is one backward.
Your mum's got three fingers and a banjo.
Your mum's got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
Your mum's got a bald head with a part and sideburns.
Your mum's got a' afro, wit' a chin strap!!!!
Your mum's got a wooden leg with branches.
Your mum's got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.
Your mum's got a metal afro with rusty sideburns.
Your mum's got eyes in her butt talking about "Damn, did You see that shit?!"
YOUR Mum's IS SO DIRTY
Your mum's so dirty she has to creep up on bath water.
YOUR Mum's NOSE
Your mum's nose so big You can go bowling with her boogers!
Your mum's nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
YOUR mum IS SO GREASY
Your mum's so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Your mum's so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Your mum's so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
YOUR mum's TEETH
Your mum's teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Your mum's teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Your mum's teeth are so yellow I can't believe its not butter
YOUR mum IS SO LAZY
Your mum's so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where Your daddy has two jobs.
YOUR mum IS SO SKINNY
Your mum's so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
Your mum's so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Your mum's so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
YOUR mum IS SO BALD
Your mum's so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
Your mum's so bald Youcan see whats on her mind
Your mum's so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
YOUR mum IS SO TALL
Your mum's so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Your mum's so tall she did a back-flip and kicked Jesus in the mouth.
Your mum's so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
YOUR mum IS SO FLAT
Your mum's so flat she's jealous of the wall!
YOUR mum's GLASSES
Your mum's's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can seen people waving.
Your mum's's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
YOUR mum's HOUSE
Your mum's house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
Your mum's house so small You have to go outside to change Your mind.
Your mum's house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Your mum's house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
YOUR mum's HAIR
Your mum's hair so short when she braided it they looked like stitches.
Your mum's hair so short she curls it with rice.
YOUR mum's HEAD
Your mum's head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Your mum's head so big it shows up on radar.
Your mum's head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Your mum's head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
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