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What's up there slapnuts!?! Welcome to our website for our show, the show of the new century. The show stars Kevin "the host with the least" Hennessey, co-stars Pat "I may eat like Ghandi but i look like....um nevermind" Ingersol, Christ "Don't call me Kittmayer" Rittmayer, Rob "Nuff said" Spencer, Stephen "Laid" Laird, And Quinn "God" Henning, Featuring Topher "T-shirt guy" Leitch and Brian "never without a towel" Baker. That's our cast of knuckleheads that make up our stupid show.
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We just found out that the TV show is in the planning stages of making a movie. It will star Rob Spencer as a Serial Killer. It will be written and Directed by Kevin Hennessey and Quinn Henning. It will star all the Evans high school show players and have a few special guests. Here's a little taste of what we have in store for the public in our movie. Here is the opening scene for our movie. LITTLE ABYSS By: Kevin Hennessey + Quinn Henning xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx EXT A Forest NIGHT SHADOWY FIGURE lurks in shadows cast by a meager fire. He has a bag with him and is chanting in tongues . When he finishes the dialog, he sets the bag on the ground and pulls out a playschool hand shovel bright orange. He digs a small hole at the base of the fire and takes a small Voodoo doll out of the bag. He chants some more words and then tacks on some human hair to the doll. Then he clumsily tosses the doll into the small hole. He fills the hole in and leaves, the fire is still burning. Have a big long shot of the fire burning to show the full credits sequence. INT A Den NIGHT After an establishing shot of an indescript house, ROB a 5'5" slightyly obese 18 year old, sits in front of his computer looking at porn. One of his hands is conveniently out of shot. He gets an IM from LITTLEGIRL 13. His screenname is HOTSTUD57. Littlegirl13 Hey stud!! I read your profile you sound hot!! You see Hotstud57's profile. It reads: HotStud57 Name: Rob Stevens DOB: 8-30-81 Activities: Surfing, Lifting Weights, Marathon Running, Triathelete. Physical Description: 6'1 Blonde Hair, Blue eyes, 185 lbs., muscular, people say I look kind of like Brad Pitt. Personal Quote: Surf or Die! HS57 Well, thanks, I'll BRB lemme look at yours. Pulls up LG13's profile. It reads: Name: Britney Jackson DOB: 6-21-86 Activities: Riding bikes, playing dolls, loving mommy. Physical description: Brunette, green eyes, skinny, look young but I'm very mature. Personal quote: Britney Spears forever!!!! HS Whoa! You sound hot! LG Thank you. You don?t sound too bad yourself. HS Well I try. LG Aww your so sweet!! I have to meet you. HS Really? Wow you move fast don't you? LG If I see something I like I always get it. How about we meet at the mall? HS I've gotten into a little bit of trouble at the mall. I can't afford to get arrested again. (While he types this two newspaper clippings are show the first one is that ?ROB/COPS OFFER RESTAURANTS DOZENS OF SAFTEY TIPS? ONE? the other one we?ll make up later but it?ll have something to do with a pervert lurking near the mall) How about the forest down the road a bit? LG Okay, How about tommorow at five? HS I don't get off of work till 5 from being a lifeguard. How about 7? LG Great! I'll see you there!! I have to go to bed now. I'll be dreaming of you! HS Great! I'll be "dreaming" of you too. Hey by the way we can cruise around in my Mustang GT if you want. LG Oh my god!!! I love Mustangs. Ohh now I really can't wait!!! Bye! (ROB looks at the camera) And the rest of the movie will be way funnier. It will be full of inside jokes. But, our inside jokes are universal for everone to enjoy. So, enjoy!
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Here's a group photo of the show. Here's everyone minus Christ Rittmayer and Topher.Don't we look daper? |
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