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<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0><script> (function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['GoogleAnalyticsObject']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){ (i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o), m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m) })(window,document,'script','//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js','ga'); ga('create', 'UA-47423994-1', 'fortunecity.ws'); ga('send', 'pageview'); </script> <center> <br> <div> <script language="javascript" type="text/javascript" src="http://ad.broadcaststation.net/ads/show_ad.php?width=728&height=90"></script> </div> </center> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" colspan=2 height=110 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="11cf0f21egerdp.jpg"> <div> <FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#66334C" FACE="Arial" ><B><IMG SRC="11d203c0.jpg" border=0 width="32" height="60" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></FONT><B>Hey Sarge!</B></div> <div>  <STYLE>  </STYLE>  <A HREF="id17.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Whaddya wanna know?"><U>Whaddya wanna know?</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id18.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="My Favorite Links"><U>My Favorite Links</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id19.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Contact Me"><U>Contact Me</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id27.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="FAQs"><U>FAQs</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id21.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Photos"><U>Photos</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id32.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Police Wreck"><U>Police Wreck</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id24.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Not for the faint of heart!"><U>Not for the faint of heart!</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id25.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Odds and ends"><U>Odds and ends</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id26.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="State Vehicle/Transportation Codes"><U>State Vehicle/Transportation Codes</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id28.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="California Bail Schedule"><U>California Bail Schedule</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id29.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Comments"><U>Comments</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id31.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Survey"><U>Survey</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id30.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Restaurant Review"><U>Restaurant Review</U></A></div> <div> </div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" width=210 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="11bf2f02egerdp.jpg"> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="119b4870.jpg" border=0 width="180" height="135" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> My wife doesn't like this picture. Says it makes me look like a walrus</div> <div> :-)</div> <bR> <div>  <embed src="HTMLobj-308/hillst.mid" autostart="true" loop="true" width="145" height="70">  </div> <div> <B>Last updated </B></div> <div> <B>August 20, 2001</B></div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="0ad8f2e0.gif" border=0 width="143" height="46" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> Look what I picked up!</div> <bR> <div> My Slogan:</div> <div> Enforcement for SAFETY,</div> <div> NOT for revenue</div> <div> <B>I would like to apologize for not returning E-mails or responding to comments on the site for the last several months. I have been off of it for several reasons and never got around to updating it. If you needed advice and didn't get it, or had a question and it wasn't answered, again, I apologize.</B></div> <div> <B>Keith</B></div> <div> Welcome to my world! This is not some starchy, holier than thou, I know it all web site. I'm just a plain ole cop that likes Traffic stuff and won't fill your head with a bunch of mystical magical mumbo jumbo. So if this is not as slick and polished as some other sites you've visited, that's the way it's supposed to be.</div> <div> Plain talk for plain folk.</div> <div> Thanks,</div> <div> Keith</div> <bR> <bR> </td> <td valign="top" height=370 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="11ef0f03.jpg"> <div>          <img src="HTMLobj-214/aniGif.gif" alt="Lights" border="0" align="bottom" width="90" height="80">                                     <img src="HTMLobj-215/aniGif.gif" alt="Lights" border="0" align="bottom" width="90" height="80">  </div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div>  <img src="HTMLobj-113/aniGif.gif" alt="Chase" border="0" align="bottom" width="500" height="12">  </div> <div> <IMG SRC="0cfd4450.gif" border=0 width="468" height="69" ALT="Banner" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <A HREF="mailto:SGPD1Sam@cs.com" TARGET="_top" TITLE="mailto:SGPD1Sam@cs.com"><U><IMG SRC="0ea32320.gif" border=0 width="50" height="50" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A></div> <div> <I><B>Got a question? Click the tire</B></I></div> <bR> <div> Get a ticket?</div> <div> Have an accident?</div> <div> Got questions?</div> <div> Confused? </div> <div> You've come to the right place!</div> <bR> <div> My name is Keith Underwood. I'm a Police Sergeant for a mid-size agency near Los Angeles, CA. The agency's name is immaterial, at least for now. In the past I would have been proud to name it; I'm still proud to work there and I'm proud of being a cop. Unfortunately, given our current state of affairs in this country, I am sometimes hesitant to reveal my agency on the 'net. I might offend somebody with a response or an opinion, thereby bringing grief upon me or my Department. I am currently assigned as a Patrol Sergeant, but for nearly five years ran our Traffic Bureau, hence the "Trfcsgt" screen name (Some refer to it as "Terrific Sergeant", but that's another story.) That is, until a new Patrol Captain decided traffic was relatively unimportant, basically disbanding the unit.</div> <div> As far back as I can recall, my main interest has been in traffic related law enforcement. I specialize in accident investigations and reconstructions as well as the enforcement side.</div> <div> The purpose of this site is NOT to get you out of a ticket because the officer wrote your hair as brown when it is actually blonde, nor defend you when the officer writes two zeroes in the "19__" box and forgets to cross out the "19". These are, plain and simple, lame excuses for trying to shirk responsibility and get out from under a ticket.</div> <div> The purpose of this site IS to help educate, provide information and answers to serious questions, and perhaps give you a defense if you WERE unjustly cited. It does happen; we're all human and make mistakes. </div> <div> <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" >Even cops  :-)...</FONT><A HREF="id32.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Police Wreck"><U>Police Wreck</U></A></div> <div> But usually regular motorists...   <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#BF0000" FACE="Arial" ><A HREF="id21.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Photos"><U>Photos</U></A></FONT></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <IMG SRC="09f2cab0.jpg" border=0 width="300" height="171" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> We hope you're not as bored as we are!</div> <div> (Ruby and Calven)</div> <div>                                                     </div> <div>   <center> <p> <a href="http://titan.guestworld.com/wgb/wgbsign.dbm?owner=Trfcsgt1">Sign My Guestbook</a> <a href="http://www.guestworld.com/"><img src="http://www.guestworld.com/GuestWorldbutton.gif" height="31" width="87" align="absmiddle" border ="0" alt="Guestbook by GuestWorld"></a> <a href="http://titan.guestworld.com/wgb/wgbview.dbm?owner=Trfcsgt1">View My Guestbook</a> </center>   </div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>