Billy Gooch Official Fan Club

Once upon a time in the great city of Independence, Mo. lived a kid named Billy Gooch. Everyone knew him. Well, except for the people who didn't know him. And everyone knew that he had this web site and it was really cool. Then one day an evil villain named me popped up and made another website with a picture bearing his likeness. There was almost a war. But then he said, "Hey. It's cool. It's a fan club." There was a great cheering in the land! The world returned to normal, classes resumed, and the rest is history in the great tale of the world.

All I can say is that you must have come here because you like Billy. No one blames you. It's alright. He is, after all, a pretty cool guy. But you must have come here for some reason other than that right? Maybe not. But would you like to visit his homepage? It's right here:

Last, but certainly not least, if you absolutely have to see and hear more from Billy, by all means join the Official Bolly Gooch Fan Club Mailing List. The mailing flyers aren't sent in out in any frequency. You should still join because it's cool.