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<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0><script> (function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['GoogleAnalyticsObject']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){ (i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o), m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m) })(window,document,'script','//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js','ga'); ga('create', 'UA-47423994-1', 'fortunecity.ws'); ga('send', 'pageview'); </script> <center> <br> <div> <script language="javascript" type="text/javascript" src="http://ad.broadcaststation.net/ads/show_ad.php?width=728&height=90"></script> </div> </center> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" colspan=2 height=110 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="11cf0f21egerdp.jpg"> <div> <FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#66334C" FACE="Arial" ><B><IMG SRC="11d203c0.jpg" border=0 width="32" height="60" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></FONT><B>Hey Sarge!</B></div> <div>  <STYLE>  </STYLE>  <A HREF="id17.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Whaddya wanna know?"><U>Whaddya wanna know?</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id18.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="My Favorite Links"><U>My Favorite Links</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id33.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="In memoriam"><U>In memoriam</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id19.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Contact Me"><U>Contact Me</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id27.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="FAQs"><U>FAQs</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id21.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Photos"><U>Photos</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id32.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Police Wreck"><U>Police Wreck</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id24.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Not for the faint of heart!"><U>Not for the faint of heart!</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id25.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Odds and ends"><U>Odds and ends</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id26.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="State Vehicle/Transportation Codes"><U>State Vehicle/Transportation Codes</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id28.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="California Bail Schedule"><U>California Bail Schedule</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id29.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Comments"><U>Comments</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id31.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Survey"><U>Survey</U></A></div> <div> </div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" width=210 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="11bf2f02egerdp.jpg"> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="119b4870.jpg" border=0 width="180" height="135" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> My wife doesn't like this picture. Says it makes me look like a walrus</div> <div> :-)</div> <bR> <div>  <embed src="HTMLobj-308/hillst.mid" autostart="true" loop="true" width="145" height="70">  </div> <div> <B>Last updated </B></div> <div> <B>December 11, 2002</B></div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="0ad8f2e0.gif" border=0 width="143" height="46" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> Look what I picked up!</div> <bR> <div> My Slogan:</div> <div> Enforcement for SAFETY,</div> <div> NOT for revenue</div> <div> <B>I would like to apologize for not returning E-mails or responding to comments on the site for past year or so. I have been off of the site for various reasons and never got around to updating it. If you needed advice and didn't get it, or had a question and it wasn't answered, again, I apologize.</B></div> <div> <B>Keith</B></div> <div> Welcome to my world! This is not some web site where I profess to know more than you. In fact, there are peole on the web, not cops, that DO know more than I do. However, many of them have the academic knowledge...I have the practical "been there, done that" knowledge. I just tell it as it is and won't confuse you with double talk and algebraic formulae. I'm just a plain ole cop that likes Traffic stuff.  This is not as slick and polished as some other sites you've probably visited, but then neither am I. </div> <div> Thanks for visiting and please drive safely,</div> <div> Keith</div> <div>  <img src="http://gallery.tripod.com/photos/Textures/Creative_Textures/P0312599.JPG" width="640" height="426" >  </div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div>  <CENTER>Try My Fast URL: http://get-me.to/OneSam Fast URL provided free by    <IMG src="http://images.bravenet.com/pub/servbutt.gif" border="0" alt="Bravenet Web Services"> </CENTER>  </div> </td> <td valign="top" height=370 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="11ef0f03.jpg"> <div>          <img src="HTMLobj-214/aniGif.gif" alt="Lights" border="0" align="bottom" width="90" height="80">                                     <img src="HTMLobj-215/aniGif.gif" alt="Lights" border="0" align="bottom" width="90" height="80">  </div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div>  <img src="HTMLobj-113/aniGif.gif" alt="Chase" border="0" align="bottom" width="500" height="12">  </div> <div> <IMG SRC="0cfd4450.gif" border=0 width="468" height="69" ALT="Banner" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <A HREF="mailto:SGPD1Sam@cs.com" TARGET="_top" TITLE="mailto:SGPD1Sam@cs.com"><U><IMG SRC="0ea32320.gif" border=0 width="50" height="50" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A></div> <div> <I><B>Got a question? Click the tire</B></I></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id33.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="In memoriam"><U><IMG SRC="13d5a230.gif" border=0 width="90" height="35" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" ><A HREF="id33.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="In memoriam"><U><I><B>In memoriam</B></I></U></A></FONT></div> <bR> <div> Get a ticket?</div> <div> Have an accident?</div> <div> Got questions?</div> <div> Confused? </div> <div> You've come to the right place!</div> <bR> <div> My name is Keith Underwood. I'm a Police Sergeant for a mid-size agency near Los Angeles, CA. The agency's name is immaterial, at least for now. In the past I would have been proud to name it; I'm still proud to work there and I'm proud of being a cop. Unfortunately, we've been in the news quite a bit and one only knows what little thing might get you disciplined around here...this could be it. Oh, it's not my Department that's been making news but our current city Government officials so please understand if I am reluctant to reveal my agency on the 'net. I might offend somebody with a response or an opinion, thereby bringing grief upon me or my Department. I am currently assigned as a Patrol Sergeant, but for nearly five years ran our Traffic Bureau and was a Traffic Officer for about 7; I was also a Training Officer, instructing new officers in <I><B>FAIR</B></I> traffic enforcement and accident investigation.</div> <div> As far back as I can recall, my main interest has been in traffic related law enforcement. I specialize in accident investigations and reconstructions as well as the enforcement side.</div> <div> The purpose of this site is NOT to get you out of a ticket because the officer wrote your hair as brown when it is actually blonde, nor defend you when the officer writes "02" in the  "19__" box and forgets to cross out the "19". These are, plain and simple, lame excuses for trying to shirk responsibility and get out from under a ticket.</div> <div> The purpose of this site IS to help educate, provide information and answers to serious questions, and perhaps give you a defense if you WERE unjustly cited. It does happen; we're all human and make mistakes. </div> <div> <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" >Even cops  :-)...</FONT><A HREF="id32.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Police Wreck"><U>Police Wreck</U></A></div> <div> But usually regular motorists...   <FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#BF0000" FACE="Arial" ><A HREF="id21.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Photos"><U>Photos</U></A></FONT></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <IMG SRC="09f2cab0.jpg" border=0 width="300" height="171" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> We hope you're not as bored as we are!</div> <div> (Ruby and Calven)</div> <bR> <div>  <a href="http://counter8.bravenet.com/index.php?id=359454&usernum=612482681&cpv=1" target="_top"><img src="http://counter8.bravenet.com/counter.php?id=359454&usernum=612482681" alt="Bravenet.com" border="0" /></a>  </div> <div>                                                     </div> <div>  <div align="center"><p> <a href="http://pub8.bravenet.com/guestbook/show.php?usernum=612482681&cpv=1"> <img src="http://images.bravenet.com/pub/viewbook.gif" border="0" width="100" height="35" /></a> <a href="http://www.bravenet.com/"> <img src="http://images.bravenet.com/pub/gbook.gif" border="0" width="100" height="35" /></a> </div>  </div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>