I've finally decided to update again. Included are two descriptions of unreleased cards, thanks to the artist. Sorry, I'm not allowed to distribute them, but I'm sure you'll get enough of an idea from their descriptions . . . I've also added many of the older locations, and I hope you appreciate them.
This is how this will work...
Card : Card Name
Location
Picture rating * to *****
Miscellaneous comments
1: Location: ANT HQ
Secret Service Headquarters
***
Really cool picture, but not exciting since it's given away :/
2: Location: ANT Hill
PC News, Los Angeles Gears Up for E3
*** 1/2
Nice reflection work
3: Secret Weapon: AOL Blueprints
PC Downloads Archive-Puzzle & Board-CIA Codehunters
**
Rather simple...
4: ANT Johnny Law
DC Fortress-ANT Hill Link, Lower Right
***
Same as the download...
5: ANT Camper
N64 Fortress-Join ANT Army Box
** 1/2
I believe I've seen this one before...
6: ANT Cranium
ANT Cranium's Profile
** 1/2
Same as his profile...
7: ANT Tick
Game Maimer Main Location-"--ANT Tick"
***
Looks familiar...
8: Location: Black Bayou
N64 Reviews-Vampire City
****
Nice effect, feel like you're really there.
9: Location: Dreamcast Fortress
PSX Essay "The Doubts of the Fearful"
*** 1/2
No background...
10: ANT Jim Carnage
Dreamcast Fortress-Sega Carnage
***
Can see the individual lines...
11: ANT Armistice
PSX Essay "Facts and Opinions"
**
Simple female picture...
12: ANT Ammo
Dreamcast Previews-Soul Calibur
** 1/2
Simple female picture...
13: ANT Asur
N64 Review-Mario Party
***
Classic Asur, same as his profile I believe.
14: ANT Blokade
Game Maimer-WCW Nitro-War and Peace...
** 1/2
Sumo wrestler, some nice shading.
15: ANT Gahndi
PC Mailbag-A Drunken Paul Schaffer-"kick-ass"
***
Looks cool for an old guy...
16: ANT Shadow
ANT Shadow's profile
****
AWESOME! Love the special effects here...
17: ANT Lion
Assassin Tag-"on"
** 1/2
Cool effects on muscles, but an obvious contrast between pecs and arm.
18: ANT Auto45
Join ANT-"hell"
****
Cool close-up, nice background, great picture!
19: Ben Maelstrom
N64 Interactive Reviews-Tetrisphere
***
Can see the individual lines...
20: ANT Bishop
Card 6 at the bottom
***
Nice 3-D effect with the hand coming towards you.
21: ANT Black Lung
N64 News-Zelda Blockbuster
**** 1/2
LOVE IT! Great shadow effects, love the eye thing, just great!
22: ANT Bitch
ANT Desktop Art-Skar1ette's Bombshell
** 1/2
Rather ugly woman, don't you think?
23: ANT Bootlegger
FFT Archive-A few FFT Secrets-"ANTTasRPG"
*** 1/2
Pretty cool pirate, complete with background.
24: ANT Brujah
N64 Essay "Waiting for Zelda"
*** 1/2
Nice shadow effects, no background.
25: ANT Cycle
PSX News-"Take-Two Interactive, Software, Inc..."
****
Oh yeah, she's hot :)
26: ANT Claw
PC Downloads-3D Games-Mysteries of the Sith-"Stomies"
****
I don't know what I like about this one, just not normal, which is what I like.
27: ANT CamperX
DC Vital Statistics-"One Unhappy Camper"
*** 1/2
Can feel the sadness... But no background.
28: ANT Logo
Larry Slaughter's Profile
****
Great work on such a simple icon...
29: Enemy: W.A.S.P.
PC Releases
*
Only letters?
30: Enemy: R.A.I.D.
Asur's Pet Peeves
*
Only letters...
31: Location: N64 Fortress
N64 Daily Survey Archives-Signs you've been playing Banjo-Kazooie too much
****
Love the lightning effects... Typical location greatness.
32: Double Agent: ANT Exposed
ANT Fury's Profile
*** 1/2
Should be higher, but in only two colors...
33: Location: The War Room
Chat Central-"Join the Secret Service!"
****
Simple to find, great reward :)
34: Secret Weapon: Law's Arm
ANT Hill
*** 1/2
No background...
35: Location: PC Fortress
PC Review-Ultimate Soccer Manager-"team chairman's office"
****
Like the night-vision effect.
36: ANT Camaro
PSX Audio Archives-Starship Troopers
*** 1/2
Like the bottom half exposure... :)
37: Location: ANT Archives
PSX Mailbag Vol. 10-"ANT on Secrets..."
*** 1/2
Cool depth perception
38: Location: RPG Bunker
FFT Archive-Armor List-"Sorcerer's Hooded Garment"
*** 1/2
Nice lighting effect emanating from the bunker
39: Secret Weapon: Nomad's Shades
PSX Review-Soul Blade
*** 1/2
Cool lighting effects, no background
40: ANT Caustic
PC Review-Battlezone 2
**
Seen the pic about 5 times before :/
41: Secret Weapon: Stoic's Armor
N64 Essays
***
Nice glow effects
42: Secret Weapon: Asur's Rapier
N64 Pak Release Schedule
*** 1/2
Actually put a background...
43: Secret Weapon: Tick's Mask
PC Reviews-Railroad Tycoon II
**
Not good enough reward for such a well-hidden card...
44: Secret Weapon: Camper's Knife
N64 Review-Super Mario 64
*** 1/2
Nice blood effect
45: Location: Stoic's Tekzen Palace
DC News-"New Dreamcast Based Enhancements"
**** 1/2
Cool pic of Stoic, nice background, great drawing!
46: Secret Weapon: Cranium's M-Cat Brain
Father Chance's Profile
*** 1/2
Really cool, but no background
47: Secret Weapon: Slaughter's Twin Pistols
Nikki Thigh's Profile
****
Nice drawing for a simple weapon, would have been a perfect *****, but no background, but was one even possible?
48: Location: The Screening Room (also called ANT3K)
PSX Fortress-"Sitting in the Media Room"
**
It's in the midst of some great pictures...
49: Location: Dimension 12 Portal
PSX Review-Pocket Fighter
*** 3/4
Pretty cool shot, great lighting, great background
50: Secret Weapon: Surgeon's Scalpels
PC Reviews-A-F Archive-3D Ultra Pinball: The Lost Continent
**** 1/2
Would have been a ***** if it was easy to find...
51: Location: ANT Armored Motorpool
PC News-"GT Interactive Strikes Global Publishing..."
****
Quality of the pictures is steadily improving...
52: Secret Weapon: Slaughter's Cycle
DC News-"Sega Rocks"
*** 1/2
Cool cycle, cool lighting.
53: ANT History: The ANT
Jim Flakk's Profile
*** 1/2
Rather cartoonish
54: Secret Weapon: Camper's ATC
PSX Reviews-Fighting Force
*** 1/2
Too similar to Slaughter's Cycle (see 52)
55: DEMOlition Squad
PC Reviews-Deer Hunter
***
Rather simple, but still nice looking
56: Location: Pok�mon Trainer's Lounge
Pok�mon Trainer's Lounge picture
*
Cartoonish, and I don't like Pok�mon in the slightest. >:)
57: Location: Lair of the Game Maimer
Game Maimer Archives-Super Smash Bros-"Revenge!"
*** 3/4
Cool shadow effects...
58: Location: ANT Cemetary
ANT Digger's Profile
**** 1/2
Gotta give points for drawing all those tombstones...
59: Location: ANT Mail Central
PSX Mailbag-Feekazoid
*** 1/3
Nice brass effect, doesn't have much else going for it.
60: Location: ANT Complaint Department
N64 Review-ShadowGate64
*****
Comedy factor, gotta love it :)
61: Location: HO Slip Gate
High Fives-How to Play-"Hecklers Online"
****
Pretty cool lightning effect.
62: Location: Ant.com Cyber Reality
PC Review-Starsiege: Tribes
**
Nice work, a little too simple though :P
63: Secret Weapon: Slaughter's Gavel of Control
Location Withheld
****
Nice work!
64: Location: ANTAGONIST Cryo-Freeze Chanber
(Not a typo, it's spelled Chanber)
PSX Reviews-Tomba!
**** 1/2
Gotta love the aqua effect.
65: Location: ANTAGONIST Fall Out Chamber
PSX Reviews-SaGa Frontier
***
Too simple, only a frickin' door.
66: ANT Stoic
N64 Review-Mystical Ninja Starring Goeman
**
Seen this picture before...
67: Location: ANTAGONIST Stockade for TOS Violations
Location Withheld
**** 1/2
Again, comedy factor
68: ANT Serpentine
Cannot Remember... TBU
*
Such great ones, then this...
69: Secret Weapon: The Armageddon Button
DC Mailbag-"7-14-99"
**** 1/2
Best possible drawing for such an item
70: Location: ANTAGONIST Aerodome
Latest Profiles-DarkRazer
***
Good overall drawing, color not the best
71: ANT Nomad
PSX Reviews-Tenchu
1/2
Since when does Nomad look like this?
72: Location: ANTAGONIST Underground
N64 Daily Survey-"Where Old ANTS Go..."
*****
Great lighting, great rock effects!
73: Location: The Prize Cellar
Prize Cellar-How to Win
**
Too simple, it's just a frickin' door!
74: Secret Weapon: Communicator
PSX Previews-"Communicator"
***
Very Star Trekkish, I don't like Star Trek >:)
75: Location: Keyword Destroyer
N64 Mailbag-5.14.99-"ANT Asur for President!"
****
Pretty cool, if only it did its job... :/
76: Location: Fan-Fic Foxhole
Fan-Fic Foxhole, on a dash
**** 1/2
Very cool, especially with the possibility of lameness from the name.
77: Location: The Doomsday Device
PSX Reviews-Alundra
***
Don't know about this one... Seems rather simplistic.
78: The ANT Army
Latest ANT Profiles-"ANT Army"
**** 3/4
Gotta give the artist props for drawing all those people...
79: Location: Web Server (???)
PC Review-Quake II
Unrate-able.
Unrate-able.
80: ANT Umbriel
PC Downloads-3D Games
**** 1/2
No background, or else this one woulda had a *****
81: Secret Weapon: Caustic's Eyes (????)
Unknown
Unrate-able.
Unrate-able.
82: ANT Kiva Firestarter
Online Fortress-"Join the Secret Service"
****
Pretty sexy cave-chick :)
83: ANT Horus
PC Downloads-War & Strategy
Unrate-able.
Unrate-able.
84: Event: ANT Invades L.A. '99 E3 Coverage
PC Downloads-War & Strategy-Beatdown
*****
Great lighting effect from the barrels, cool background, probably my favorite so far!
85: Secret Weapon: DarkRazer's Fighter
Unknown
***
No real background...
86: Location: ANT Radio
PSX Essay-Can Someone Please Help Me Understand?
***
Not bad, not good
87: Secret Weapon: Law's Eye
PC Reviews-Mechwarrior 3
***
Can see the lines, but the coloring picks it up.
88: Location: Token Vault
PC Downloads-Arcade & Action-Mechwarrior II
*** 1/2
Amazingly realistic, but it's only a door!
89: Location: ANT Kangaroo Court
PC Reviews-iF-16-"Screenshot #2"
*** 1/2
Really realistic, but not much to judge.
90: Location: Tomb of the Unknown ANT
PSX Reviews-Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain-"Blood Omen Website"
*****
Great shadow effect on the statue, cool background of a forest at night!
91: The ANTAGONIST Charter
"." on Card 29
*** 1/2
Gotta love the gunshells :)
92: Location: The ANTAGONIST Stadium
N64 Reviews-Wayne Gretzky 3D Hockey 98-"Wayne Gretzky '98 Codes"
*****
Cool effect, almost seems real!
93: Location: ANTAGONIST Power Plant
N64 Reviews-Bio F.R.E.A.K.S.
***
Rather simple, nice lighting effect.
94: Secret Weapon: Anti Anti-Ant Missile (AAIM)
N64 Review-Nightmare Creatures
*****
Undoubtably the coolest weapon out there!
95: Secret Weapon: Crappy Game Disposal System
PSX Review-Spice World
***
Disagree with its comment with the CD lying in the burner...
NOTE: Every card after this point so far is a rank. Although I cannot say that I like these pictures, I understand why ANT has chosen such simple pictures. The extremely poor rankings are meant as a direct rating of their picture, and are not taking into consideration the amount of effort the artist put into all of his other works.
96: Rank: Private 1st Class
PC Previews-Mob Rule-"You gotta start somewhere"
1/3
Two pointy thingies and an arc at the bottom.
97: Rank: Lance Corporal
PC Mailbag-Amiga Back in the Computer Race-"!"
1/3
Just two pointy arc thingies.
98: Rank: Corporal
DC Reviews-Incoming-Look out, sir!
2/3
Same as 97 except with an ANT Logo in the middle.
99: Rank: Sergeant
Unknown
1/3
Three pointy thingies.
100: Rank: Staff Sergeant
DC Previews-"What's This?"
1/3
Three pointy thingies and an arc at the bottom.
101: Rank: Sergeant First Class
PC Reviews-Recoil-"Recoil Web Site"
1/3
Same as Staff Sergeant (100) except with extra arc at bottom.
102: Rank: Master Sergeant
Onslaught Reviews-Bloody Roar II
1/3
Same as 101 except with an extra arc at the bottom.
103: Rank: Gunnery Sergeant
DC Previews-Sega Bass Fishing-"That's great bass!"
2/3
Same as 102 except with an artillery thing in the middle.
104: Rank: First Sergeant
PSX Reviews-Space Jam
2/3
Same as 102 except with a diamond in the middle.
105: Rank: Sergeant Major
DEMOlition Squad-SODA Off-Road Racing
*
Three pointy thingies, three arc thingies, ANT Logo in the middle.
106: Rank: Command Sgt. Major
Unknown
**
Best rank picture, three pointy things, three arcs, ANT Logo in the middle with an arc below it.
107: Rank: Warrant Officer One
N64 Reviews-BattleTanx
*
New background, three vertical squares, top and bottom ones filled in.
108: Rank-Chf. Warrant Officer Two
Location Withheld
*
Gray background, two vertical boxes.
109: Rank-Chf. Warrant Officer Thre
Location Withheld
*
Three vertical boxes, bold borders at top and bottom.
110: Rank-Chf. Warrant Officer Four
Location Withheld
*
Same background as 107, four vertical squares, none filled in.
111: Rank-Mstr. Warrant Officer Five
Location Withheld
**
I gave it a good rating cuz it's the last rank. Yay!
112: Secret Weapon: Propoganda
Location Withheld
***
Just happy to be done with the ranks :)
113: Location: ANT Barracks
Location Withheld
***
Looks EXACTLY like the barracks from Command & Conquer: Red Alert.
114: Secret Weapon: IM Block Shield
Location Withheld
**** 1/2
Very cool weapon, and the fact that I'm really the only one who has it is great :)
115: Secret Weapon: The Snitch
PC Fortress-"Free Tokens!"
***
Could be profile art, pretty simple, but it's a sight for sore eyes, considering the previous ones were Ranks.
116: Location: ANTAGONIST Hell
Location Withheld
*****
It's perfect! It's wonderful! It was also my idea >:)
117: Location: ANT Base One
N64 Reviews-TILT Pak...
***
Another one reminiscent of Command and Conquer . . .
118: Secret Weapon: ANT Main Frame
Location Withheld
*** 1/2
Pretty cool, sort of a combination of 32 and 79.
119: Rank: Second Lieutenant
Unknown
120: Rank: First Lieutenant
Location Withheld
*
Reminiscent of the second kind of ranks. I'm pissed that they returned to the ranks... :/
121: Rank: Captain
Location Withheld
**
A little lacking in originality, but at least it's a little different than the previous ones.
122: Rank: Major
Unknown
***
A golden ANT Logo, which is by far the best looking Rank out there.
123: Unknown
Unknown
124: Rank: One Star General
Location Withheld
*
One star on a grey background, what else can I say?
125: Rank: Two Star General
PSX Downloads-"Ever look down here?"
*
Two stars on a grey background, what else can I say?
126: Rank: Three Star General
Location Withheld
*
Three stars on a grey background, what else can I say?
127: Rank: Five Star General
Unknown
**
The last rank :)
128: Location: ANT Briefing Room
Location Withheld
***
It's the same picture as in the "Art of Our Generation" Essay.
129: Location: ANT Heaven
Unknown
****
A lot different than how I originally told the artist to make it, but still is a good picture.
130: Location: ANTAGONIST Training Grounds
DC Review-Soul Calibur
***
You can see that the artist was fairly lazy on this one, it's all based on the most basic polygons. But he scores a few points on originality.
131: Location: ANT Games Storage Facility
Location Withheld
****
Again basic polygonal base, but still pretty cool.
132: Unknown
Unknown
133: Enemy: The Gaming Establishment
Location Withheld
**
Kinda cartoonish, and it's a simple building. I just don't know what to say about it . . .
134: Unknown
Unknown
135: Rank: Colonel
Tokyo Game Show-Tokyo's Hottest Babes
**
Better than the average rank.
136: Location: ANT Nuclear Silo
DC Essays: "False Prophets"
****
Well, nukes are cool, and gotta give the artist props for not taking the easy way out, and deciding to give the pic from the inside.
137: Secret Weapon: Attitude Adjustment Correction Tech.
DC Reviews-Incoming-"Not Again!"
*****
Double LOL! In both its location, and picture!
138: Location: ANT Hall of Honor
Location Withheld
***
Nice view of the ANT Logo. Pretty nice overall, and well hidden.
139: Location: ANTAGONIST Com Base Echelon
Unknown
****
Not bad, I like the background. Lots of stone textures in it, kind of unexpected.
140: Location: PlayStation 2 Bunker
Where do you think?
****
Star Wars-esque, and Star Wars rules :)
141: Unknown
Unknown
142: Location: Officer's Club: Ft. Slaugher, Georgia
Slaughter's Top 25
**** 1/2
Pretty cool, Slaughter can't be happy about his precious club being targeted . . . ;)
143: Unknown
Unknown
144: Unknown
Unknown
145: Secret Weapon: Tokens
ANT Mainframe
*****
Incredibly realistic . . .
146: Enemy: Joystick Junkie
ANT Base One
**
Obviously some kind of inside joke . . .
147: Unknown
Unknown
148: Unknown
Unknown
149: Location: ANT Finish Line
Unknown
150: Larry Slaughter (Guess)
Unknown, but I have an idea . . .
Yup, I, and I alone, have two pictures of cards that were originally inside jokes at ANT. I'm not permitted to give them out, but I'm allowed to describe them.
WARNING: Avert your eyes if you aren't into slightly perverted humor :P
XXX: Secret Weapon: Skarlette's Chest
No location
*****
Whoo! I've always wondered what Skarlette looked like under her clothes . . . She must stuff her bra, since she's holding up her boobs in this one, and they still look kinda small . . .
XXX: Secret Weapon: Johnny Law's Johnson
No location
Zero, nuthin, nada, zilch. In fact, negative one star!
Have you ever wondered what Law's, er, Johnson looked like? Neither did I . . . Never realized Law had some kinda disease, or somthing. Cuz it's coated in plastic, guess he can't handle it on his own >:)
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