The Time Has Come... |
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My fellow Americans, I ask you, help me help you. It was brought to my attention long ago that McDonald's had discontinued its Arch Deluxe and its Chicken Selects--this saddened me but I naturally assumed that because of their superior tastes they would return, supported by the voice of the public--but that voice has not spoken loud enough. I tire of these other meals, I never know what to choose, but when these two specific meals occupied the menu-board at Micky D's there was nothing to fear, only heavenly flavor savoring to look forward to. And so it is that I have begun a war against these hate crimes...join me please. |
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In a letter i recently received from the McDonald's customer service center they write... |
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don't you like us? |
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'Unfortunately there are no plans to re-introduce these former products to the standard menu.' |
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can you image?--it scares me--something must be done |
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Our representatives are hard at work to meet your needs...to help our cause just email McDonalds, by clicking on the link below, to tell them how you feel about their depriving you of their best foods, the arch deluxe and chicken selects. |
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p.s. even if you don't care about this at all--it will only take two seconds to pretend you do and it will contribute to the happiness of many. |
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write to McDonald's here |
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this email address will direct you to the McDonlad's customer service deptartment--then click on the last option at the bottom of the page labeled "other questions or comments about our food" |
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or call toll free at 1-800-359-2904 |
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We won't stop til we have Arch Selects, |