Duuuude... Where's the Uyen

This here be my plain ol' webpage... "my CRIB" as i would like to call it to make it sound better. Better than "webpage," that makes it sound so... geeky. And being "geeky," I would receive many OWWIES from the "cool people." d'oh!

DUDE	YO
WORD	BOOTY

So... I finally gave into that crazy madness of the "coolquiz" shit. I know, I'm weak. But what can you do? But hey, see how much you know about "the Uyen"... yeah... betcha didn't know I like to dress up like holiday armadillo. Yeah, i didn't know that either. Well, i could also be confusing myself for Ross in Friends. I have a bad memory. I've gone psycho... see what alcohol and drugs do for you, kids? Yeah... lay off the crack, children. (Something I learned from LT's football camp)

Yeah I play football, well I played 2 years of powder puff in high school... more like Pussy Puff, the wussy version of football. But I did play flag football. I got recruited on my way home from a soccer game, by ... dunn dunn DUUUNNNN... a mob of Catholic people. Yes, I fear they sniffed out my inner Catholicness, and hunted me down. Us, Christian folk gotta stick together... i hear rumors of hungry lions that think we taste good. Hmm.. that's not good. But after i won the MVP award for being GOOD obvoiusly... the mob proceeded to get me drunkified really bad with beer, mudslide, woodchuck, jungle juice, and LOTS of jello shooters. I can tell ya from experience folks, you CAN hit your head on the pavement more than ten times, and STILL be not stupid... i mean not smrt... i mean chilly pheesesteaks... re re re... i mean... um... what was i talking about?

OH yeah, my TRIP TO HELL!!! ew. yucky. STUPID STUPID STUPID! double D'OH!

I like Britney Spears... ok i admit it... i dont know WHY. I may have been manipulated, or perhaps hypnotized by her fake boobies, them bake tig fitties. Yea, those things are quite dangerous ya know. Don't look em straight in the eye... if you know what i mean. I find myself singing and dancing to her... literally now folks... shit. Wow... i think mexican food/chili/beer wet farts may sound better than she does. Yet, i like her... wtf is wrong with me? it may have to do with the hitting of my head on pavement several times earlier in my lifetime.

I play field hockey and soccer and the piano. yay. im cool. im not good at anything really though. All those trophys and certificates of acheivement? All BS, i went to a craft store, bought some premade certificates, and forged random signatures so i would LOOK cool. as for the "trophys".. thats just playdoh i spray painted gold. now you know. d'OH!

OK... enough stupid rambling from me. DUDE! Go to a link and amuse yourself already.