IF YOU ARE IN ANY WAY AFFILIATED WITH ANY COMPUTER  COMPANY OR INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO ENTER THIS SITE. SHOULD YOU ENTER YOU WAIVE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AND CAN NOT PROSICUTE THE WEBMASTER OF THIS SITE OR ANY OF THE WEB SURFERS WHO HAPPEN TO LAND ON IT BY NOT LEAVING NOW YOU DECLARE THAT YOU ARE NOT AFFILIATED WITH ANY COMPUTER COMPANY OR INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER

WELL, NOW THAT WE'VE GOT THAT CLEARED UP:

WELCOME, ENJOY, COME AGAIN