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Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
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Things always look better when you can't see them.
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Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for 75 cents
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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is
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Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway
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Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
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