Matchbreaker's Matchbox

Darwin's Mistake

Three monkeys sat in a coconut tree
Discussing things as they're said to be.
Said one to the others, "Now listen, you two
There's a certain rumor that can't be true.
That man descended from our noble race,
That very idea is a disgrace.

"No monkey ever deserted his wife,
Starved her babies or ruined her life.
And another thing you'll never see,
A monk build a fence around a coconut tree
And let the coconuts go to waste,
Forbidding all other monks to taste.

"If I put a fence around this tree,
Starvation would force you to steal from me.
And here's another thing a monk won't do,
Go out at night and get on a stew
And use a gun or club or knife
To take some other monkey's life.
Yes, man descended, the ornery cuss,
But brother he didn't descend from us!"
 

Matchbreaker (aka Terry) and his killer attack dogs.
 
 
 

The best friend I ever had (for a few years):

Keith aka Night
aka Nightcrawler
 
 

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