Hello! Welcome to my page for sexy junk. I have a bunch of weird crap here I think so go look at it or I will punch you in the face. Or maybe I'll just fart on you. Your choice k thx.

The story behind this site is...well, there is no real story. I got bored and decided to create a page for my random junk, which is about 18 megs worth of random junk. I've accumulated it over the course of the past 3 years, which I guess sort of says something about my hoarding nature. :/

So anyway, I figured there had to be some people out there interested in my stupid crap, so here it is! Actually, if you're here, I probably bugged you to come here, and most likely you're from Starmen.Net. If you are, then good for you! You get a cookie. If not, that's even cooler, because for some ungodly reason you found this page on your own. Heh.