Hail traveller, and welcome to my lonely home.
Here you may find such paltry morsels as I care to entertain myself in this place, far from the world of mortals.
Hmmm... you wouldn't be trying to escape would you? Ah well... they'll probably just get lost anyhow... that's the labyrinth. No knowing where they'll end up if they go that way...
Oh? You thought I spent all my time lurking down here asleep or biting the heads off of... well, no need to go into that. You just ate after all... although I am a bit peckish...
My little collection of what people have chosen to write and publish over this internet of yours... busy little morsels that you are... I mean mortals... slip of the tongue, probably something Jungian... not Freudian... didn't like him... tasteless fellow...
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