Ehem. Ehem.

If you are too impatient to read through this please proceed but you're gonna miss a great show.

*bass beats*

Guy 1: hey jack what's happening?

Guy 2: I don't know.

Guy 1: Well uh rumor round town says you might be going down to the shore.

Guy 2: uh yeah. I think I'm gonna go down to the shore.

Guy 1: What you gonna do down there?

Guy 2: Uh I don't know. Play some video games, buy some def leppard t-shirts.

Guy 1: Don't forget your motley crue t-shirts. You know, all proceeds go to get their lead singer outta jail.

Guy 2: Uh huh.

Guy 1: Can't wait to go down. Hey uh, you gonna check out the sand bar while you're down there?

Guy 2: uh..what's the sand bar?

Guy 1: Uh it's a place that lets 16 year old kids drink.

Guy 2: Aw...cool.

Guy 1: Yeah, hey, guess who's gonna be there?

Guy 2: Uh....who?

Guy 1: My favorite cover band, crystal shit.

Guy 2: wow.

Guy 1: Yeah they do a doors show. you'll be really impressed. In fact it goes a little like this:

"love me two times baby. love me twice today.

love me two times girl, cause I got Aids.

love me two times baby, once for tomorrow, once cause i got Aids."

pretty good jim morrison impression there. I hope those guys have a good sense of humor and don't take us into court.

Guy 2: Uh..what's the court?

Guy 1: nevermind that. the important thing here....

Guy 2: you mean the people's court.

Guy 1: no, that's another story. The important thing here is that we get to the part where you ask how i'm gonna get down to the shore.

Guy 2: oh. How you getting down to the shore?

Guy 1: Funny you should ask. I've got a car now.

Guy 2: oh wow. how'd you get a car?

Guy 1: Well my folks drove it up here from the bahamas.

Guy 2: you're kidding.

Guy 1: I must be the bahamas are islands.Ok the important thing here is that you ask me what kind of car it is.

Guy 2: uh...oh....what kind of car you got?

Guy 1: I've got a bitchin....Camaro.

*bass stops*

(Bitchin Camaro by the Dead Milkmen)

There was no point to this, it's just a quirk. And now the information we've all been waiting for.....

the new address of Red Plaid Punk Cow