Hoser's Guide to Toque Burial
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I'm from the Great White North Eh! It is now the end of summer but already the temperature
(in metric) has dropped well below the point where breath like crystalizes. Like,
I was going ice fishin' at the beginin' of August, eh. And like I took a piss and it froze my
John Thomas til it dropped off.
. Now I like don't have a dick eh. I tried like to like put it in a
beer bottle and like take it to the vet but like he just laughed and kept
watching the game eh. Not that I like blame him eh cause it was like the finals so ya know
There were some like really beauty hits too eh so like...
So like from now on I don't need a cup when I like play like sports. Beauty Eh!
Howdy pard
Here's my burial ground, eh.
Look at my tree, eh.
Like, if you you don't wanna be here click here, eh.
oy vay
� 1997
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