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News and Updates

June 25, 2001
Nope, I never thought I would update again either. Okay get this. I just got back from the beach, and I brought back tons of wonderful beach photos with me. Go look at them in all their splendour.

December 8, 2000
Breanne insists I update the site even though I have nothing to update it with. She is a firm believer in the fact that I have hidden pictures stashed away somewhere just waiting to be put up. I think she's crazy, and this concludes my wonderful update.

Okay, now she wants me to discuss how I met all my wonderful Purcellville Baptist quizzing friends. I started quizzing with Eastern Pennsylvania this quiz year and I met lots of great quizzing friends. It was a very joyous occasion that I will treasure for the rest of my life. So then, *this* concludes my spiffy update.

She's still not satisfied. She wants me to discuss it in detail. Breanne has long brown hair and glasses. She's my co-capn'. Now, she's complaining about being referred to as "co-capn'" From now on, I will refer to her as co-captain. She's a darn good quizzer. Unless you ask her.

Now I'm to talk about Kristin. She's my co-co-capn', and since she's not here to yell at me, we'll just go with that. I'm told she has really light brown hair that is also long, and she does not have glasses, but contacts! My goodness! Very exciting! If she just studied more, she'd probably be a very excellent quizzer too. She does a great Joey impression. Ask her to show you sometime.

Now I'm to talk about Ryan. Ryan is quite the character. He's a tickle crazy maniac. He is just about the best quizzer I know, and he's very stunning in a suit, although he won't let you hug him. He's obsessed with Perfect Dark, but he won't admit it. Once he made me a scrumptious sandwich, and I very much appreciated it.

My word this is getting lengthy. Now I'm to talk about Becky. She's my co-co-co-capn'. Woah nelly, so many co-s. She has long blonde hair. My team has a lot of hair, as you may have noticed. Everyone is so so proud of her for getting her first question right at the last quiz. She is pretty cool because she likes Banjo-Kazooie.

This is going to take ALL evening. Now I'm supposed to talk about Janine. She is at least as odd as her brother Ryan, though she doesn't tickle me, which I appreciate. She never made me a sandwich either. But I guess I won't hold that against her. She is an expert when it comes to making cranky faces. She employs this skill liberally. Breanne doesn't know her middle name, so I will refrain from discussing it.

Mrs. Gleason is our wonderful quizzing coach person. She graciously gives up her home to us before every quiz so we can party hearty. She also asks us loads of questions at every quiz practice even when we are punks and talk a lot. She also drove all the way back to a church building just to get an ape that she didn't even find. Now that is a kind person.

Bah! Now I must discuss Allison. Hopefully this one is the last. Allison is Kristin's younger sister. She's not on my team but she's still pretty cool. She is a big Smash brothers fan. She steals innovative ideas from me from time to time. She's real good at memorizing key verses and jumps like an antelope. If you could only meet one Allison in your lifetime, she would be a good candidate.

John is another quizzer fellow. He is a cutie. Breanne's words, not mine. Don't you get any weird ideas. He can always be found around another fine fellow named Josh. He's got lots of freckles, an aspect of him I'm particularly fond of. He's real good at quizzing but it's hard to tell at the practices because other bums hog all the questions.

Gasp! I'm done. Now I can stop this weird weird update.

June 30, 2000
David's friend Paul just visited, and with him came a wonderful digital camera. Go check out the new afro photo shoot. It is far superior to the last one and consists of a whopping 50 photos. There's some new photos of David and Daniel, plus some new miscellaneous and multiple people ones too, but they are nothing next to the afro shoot. Go check it out.

March 19, 2000
I just went and visited my friends the Broscious's. While I was there I did a photo shoot of my afro!  Go see it! I also put up a few more pictures of myself. The Broscious's deserve oodles of thanks for the cool pictures.

March 13, 2000
I uploaded those pictures I spoke of. They look kinda funny cause Ben Barber's scanner was dirty, but they're better than nothing. You'll have to go hunting for the ones that are new.