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Speak Out
Do you want express your
views? Many Dull Men are shy. But with the anonymity of the web, now they are
free. Free to tell others what's on their minds - to share their experiences,
strengths, and (tame) desires. If you know any dull things to do, places to visit, foods,
dates, books, etc, send us a message telling us about it.
Click here to tell us |
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| Section |
Description |
| 2000
Presidential Race |
It's getting duller
and duller (except for The Reform Party) |
| Test |
Are you (or someone you know) a dull man? Take the test |
| FAQs |
Frequently Asked Questions about the Dull Men's Club in
cyberspace |
| Calendar |
A listing of the events for each month January, February, March,
April, May, June, July, August, September,
October, November, December |
| Dull
Activities |
These are our favorite pages — key to sharing the
"Dull Experience" — where we list our ideas, thoughts, and experiences. For
example, Watching Paint Dry, Tractor Spotting, the bus to
Dulwich |
| Links |
Dull Award Winning web sites |
| Typos |
Can you find any? |
| The
Holidays |
Christmas
Gift Suggestions, Millennium
(what will Dull Men be doing?), New
Year's Resolutions |
| Profiles |
Read about typical Dull Men |
| Dull Trivia |
Be a hit at the next dinner party you attend — toss out a few of
these
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| Dull
Books |
Reviews of books |
| Dull
Collections |
See what Col. Ector and others are
collecting |
| Dull (Dumb) Jokes |
We laugh at them, not because they are funny, but because
they leave us pondering, wondering, "What’s funny about that?" |
| Practical Jokes |
Practical jokes we like and should be good for
pulling on exciting friends |
| Dear
Grover |
Grover Click takes on your tough
questions and gives advice |
| Recipes |
Dull Men's Championship Breakfast, The Classic Cucumber
Sandwich, How to Boil Water |
| Our Classic Comedy Favorites |
Not dull, but to show you that we get out once in a while,
here's our favorites adapted from Victor Borge, Yogi Berra, Dear Abby, Erma Bombeck, Steve Wright,
George Carlin |
| Odds and Ends |
Here’s where we put stuff that interests/amuses us
— stuff that doesn’t fit anywhere else but nonetheless we’d like to pass on
to our readers. |
| Certificate |
Go here to order a Certified Dull certificate, a gift that
you can give to your favorite Dull Man |
| Contact Us |
Share your thoughts about the DMC with us |
| Guestbook |
Post a message for everyone to see |
| Search |
Find what you want on the DMC and on the Internet |
| Help |
Are you having trouble? |
| Index |
A list of every page on this web site |
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To readers who object to our using colors
on this web site, who feel the colors are too exciting, that the site should be simply in
black-and-white (with perhaps a few touches of gray) we offer our sincere (Dull Men are
always sincere) apologies. To these readers, we offer this suggestion: print out the pages
using a black-and-white printer. |
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Many of one's frustrations — and many
of the world's problems — are caused by the pursuit of excitement. This is a
two-step program: (1) we admit we are Dull, (2) we're going to keep it that way. |
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Site Last Updated: Thursday, April 06, 2000 05:04:25 PM -0600 |
Copyright ©
1998-2000 National Council of Dull Men, Washington D.C. All rights reserved. |
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