Please be patient while I improve Peacock's Roost. You will see a few changes in the near future like interesting use of COLOUR and I will be using a few more graphics as soon as I learn how to draw on a computer. If that doesn't work it's always easier to copy other people's work and modify it. I hope to get The Roost up and running by the end of April 2000.

Ways To Annoy Your Public Bathroom Stall Mate

1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor,"May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit!! My glass eye!!"

6. Say "Damn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"

11. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"

12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"

13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!

14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

15. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicusly lay down your "Cross- Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stallwall and sing "Born Free"

20. Yell out "Chicken! It tastes like Chicken!"

21. Say "Hey! Buddy! Could I borrow your hair/toothbrush I just dirtied the toilet bowl."

22. Ask politely if they could wipe your backside.

23. Start singing "Row, row, row your boat" while splashing the water with a long stick.

24. Tell no one in particular that you have to go potty.

25. Start singing the chorus to "It's My Party" substituting party with potty. ("It's my potty and I'll cry if I want to, cry if I want to, you would cry too if it happened to you")

26. Try to compare size with the person in the next stall.

27. Try not to think of purple elephants (This one doesn't actually start to bother your stall mates unless you start laughing uncontrollably, or ask him/her to do the same thing every 20 seconds)

28. Start talking like the McKenzie Bros. (Finish every sentence with "eh?" and say things like "Take off ya hoser!")

29. Pretend you're on a roller coaster or Tilt-a-Whirl.