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<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0><script> (function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['GoogleAnalyticsObject']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){ (i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o), m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m) })(window,document,'script','//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js','ga'); ga('create', 'UA-47423994-1', 'fortunecity.ws'); ga('send', 'pageview'); </script> <center> <br> <div> <script language="javascript" type="text/javascript" src="http://ad.broadcaststation.net/ads/show_ad.php?width=728&height=90"></script> </div> </center> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0 height="100%"><tr> <td valign="top" width=168 BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF" background="041a11c3.gif"> <div> <B>This is the stuff we have on Whatever. Check it out!</B></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id17.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Random Shit"><U>Random Shit</U></A></div> <div> <I>As the highlight of Whatever, this is definitely worth checking out. It's filled with random, funny shit.</I></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id18.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="People"><U>People</U></A></div> <div> <I>This is all about the unfortunate people we encounter, and how we diss them. </I></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id19.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Spittly, Crumpets Webly"><U>Spittly, Crumpets & Webly</U></A></div> <div> <I>Get to know us, the makers of Whatever. Here you will find stories, pics, and other stuff all about us.</I></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id20.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Contact Us"><U>Contact Us</U></A></div> <div> <I>Contact us, to say whatever you feel you must tell us. We are available through e-mail, ICQ, or AIM.</I></div> </td> <td valign="top" BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <div> <B><U>Saying of the Week:</U></B><FONT SIZE="5" COLOR="#99CC00" FACE="Arial" ><B> </B></FONT><FONT SIZE="5" COLOR="#6600FF" FACE="Arial" ><I><B>The Mona Lisa is biased!</B></I></FONT></div> <div> <IMG SRC="040f4010.gif" border=0 width="500" height="1" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <IMG SRC="07433ce0.gif" border=0 width="563" height="206" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <div> <FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#990033" FACE="Arial" >Welcome to Whatever, the site dedicated to completely r</FONT><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#FF9900" FACE="Arial" >andom shit! Enjoy the stuff we made while we're bored, how we make fun of our pee</FONT><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#0099FF" FACE="Arial" >rs and elders, or how we make fun of ourselves! If you hav</FONT><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#66FF33" FACE="Arial" >e any suggestions please tell us!</FONT><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#0099FF" FACE="Arial" > </FONT><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#66FF33" FACE="Arial" > We just started the s</FONT><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#9900FF" FACE="Arial" >ite, and we hope to get much more stuff up soon. So enjoy the site, and reme</FONT>mber, it's what we <I>don't </I>say that counts...</div> <div> Whatever Staff- </div> <div> Spittly, Crumpets & Webly</div> <bR> <div> <U>Important:</U><FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#33CCCC" FACE="Arial" > </FONT>In order to understand many jokes, please refer to the <A HREF="id26.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Guide To Whatever"><U>Guide to Whatever</U></A> section!!!</div> <bR> <div> This site is best viewed at 800 x 600 pixels and a bag of popcorn. Please keep that gay pop-up window minimized so it won't pop up every second.</div> <div> </div> <div> <IMG SRC="049ae210.jpg" border=0 width="430" height="289" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> Ohh, yeah, and please tell us if you find any dead links or fish on the website.</div> </td> </tr></table></body>