Planet Afkag
Did you really think you were alone in this universe?
Check out what's happening (and what recently happened) in the all-too-faced-paced world of goofiness.  An archive is available for anyone still living in the past.
The official information page of the greatest clique, complete with a member's listing and an opportunity to sign up with the clan.  This site is maintained by Colonel Barskofskie, president of human resources within the cult.
Every once in a while, Afkag (himself) decides it is only fitting to dedicate an entire hour to making a crappy page for a deserving client.  Amongst these pages are tributes to Our Lady Peace, Totoro, the world of organized wrestling, and the all-so-mighty Pittsburgh Penguins.
Planet Afkag is also the home of a few clubs / organizations which are too cheap to run and host their own web site.  Thus, you can check the official sites of the Gaybusters, Yuriland, and UGen UTopia.
Instead of bringing you to Goofville, Afkag decided the best, cost-efficient solution would be bringing you to Goof Zone, the unofficial place to hang out with fellow goofs.  A message board, chat room, guest book, and a never-ending story allow all you goofs and wannabe goofs (aka gigers) to have the time of your life in a world other than Goofville.  This page was created by Grant Saferson, the current mayor of Goofville.
Lots of this site is wasted on pages that nobody shall ever visit.  Still, Afkag is sure that out of the 7,000,000,000+ people in this world, maybe a dog or a cat or something will be interested in checking out Afkag's discography section, with a complete listing of all albums and songs that fit into this goofy world.
Yes, its true, Planet Afkag wants everyone* to be able to make money, which is why a classified section and an auction have been so nonchalantly added to the site.
Notice - the term "everyone" only applies to a certain group classification which can only be achieved with the proper ethnicity, race, religion and age.
This question and answer page is the perfect spot to see what popular questions are asked concerning this page, and an appropriate answer for all inquiries.  Once you have read this page, you will probably know more about Afkag than he does - for example, he is still unaware of the third nipple on the back of his forehead.  Also, a page dedicated to goofy mythology might answer any questions that you might be shot for asking in such third world countries as Zimbabwe.
Planet Afkag is not the only great site on the net...just kidding.  On a serious note, there are some other web sites that provide Afkag with a great bundle of joy.  Check out what they are and see what glorious media can be found on their pages.  Just remember, if it looks like I plagiarized keep in mind you are sleep-reading.
Exactly what it sounds like.  Contact Afkag, Colonel Barskofskie or Grant Saferson here with any questions or comments.

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