Whoaaaaaaaaa
Ere, Here's an updated version like
It's taken long enough but thought I'd bring it more up to date!
What a bummer. The bloody Aussies have got Series 3 before the bloody Pommies!
That is not the bloody deal!
Congratulations
to Sir Maurice Micklewhite
WHO?
Sir Michael Blood Caine...Oh yes!
The street will never be the same
Shag off to the Pickies
Wavs
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Aaaarrr. |
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(Mick adding up in his own musical way). |
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Do you know, they've got a medical term for it down there. Alcoholic poisoning. |
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That is an appalling image and I don't even want to think about it. |
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I said baby. |
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Do you know why I left Bermondsey? To get away from mouthy little toe rags like you. |
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You shouldn't do that. It's a matter of life and death. All the best drugs are, Cheers. |
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Billy? Who the bloody hell's Billy? |
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You have destroyed my life, and I want my bloody hose back. |
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I bloody live here. |
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I will do my bloody nut. |
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You do Bongo in the Congo. I could never .....betray.... a guy who lent me a hose pipe. |
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Where've you been hiding? Haven't seen your chin all day. |
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It's only a f*cking game, you chin pr*ck. |
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See you on the other side, ya God damned cracker arse. |
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That is not the deal. That is not the bloody deal. |
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How would I react if I got all that Dick Van F*ck chim chimerney up ya f*ckin bullshit. |
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Mike, You're my neighbour, I love you, but I wouldn't give this to mt f*cking dog. |
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Believe me you will still be an anonymous dumb pr*ck f*ck. |
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(More F's in one sentence than Linda Lovelace)! |
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F*ck you. |
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You fish stick selling f*ck. |
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Fish sticks are just the right size to stick up your f*cking arse. |
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Free wheelin' chicks and palm trees like they have in Swanage. |
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I thought you wanted a gambling ambiance.... |
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It's only a game Joe. F*ck you. |
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Ah, caught you this time love. Giving the gardner one are we? |
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Just go and get yourself a life huh, God damn. |
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Ere, have you heard about Mike, he's got God. I've been searching for years. |
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You goldfish faced f*ck. |
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They used to have to sow his pants shut to stop the women goosing him. |
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What's the matter love, parts drying up? One minute you're hard one minute you're not. |
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This is all a bit heavy Joe. |
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Somebody help me. |
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What about cornflakes and heroin? Ya know, Snap, crackle and bust and God bless the monarchy. |
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You have got a box of honeydew melloms out thers and 3 of them have got bleedin' mould on them. |
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Hoo haa |
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Wheres that holey water?.... Sh*t I just doshed some Jack into it...... |
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Jimmy, it's cool man...... |
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Judas. |
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It's just the way things are Joe. |
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Can you believe this, he was going to give her the kiss of life ha ha. |
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It's alright. I'll give her the kiss of life. Oh er maybe not. |
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Get on your God damned knees and apologise...... |
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(Mick laughing). |
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You know what you are don't you? You're a loser. L.E.W.S.A.H |
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While I'm soaking up the rays .... you're going to be checking into Sadsville, Leicestershire... |
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I need to have a look at myself. I might even get some counselling. |
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It's filled me with light, warmth and love for other people, including Keith. Oh God |
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This manor is turning into an open air lunatic asylum. |
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Even before I shut your head in the door you've got a f*cking memory loss. |
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Ain't you ever heard of the menopause you saucey little girl? |
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I am not mental. |
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Mine again I believe. |
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What am I a f*cking mole? |
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That geek is probably in a mental hospital now. Gibbering like a monkey. |
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He's a nasty little bastard isn't he? |
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Nub nub f*cking nub. |
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Oh sh*t. |
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. |
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OK, It's f*cking orange juice time. |
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I'm f*cking outa here. |
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# Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow. |
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Nice little bum. Like 2 little peaches in a woodwork vice. |
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Well alright, some picky bits. |
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Morning Mr Nicholas, I've just come to pollard your elms. |
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I don't need some ponsified gitcoming round here... |
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You're a nice looking boy when you are not all done up like a poof. |
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You won't pull no muffin with all this Hawaian wallpaper wrapped around your fat old gut. |
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Some people have got a problem with their P's & Q's. Al has got a problem with his arse. |
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Oi, watch it son. Watch it. Boundaries, respect. Ahh ow. |
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Your brother Fluffy, he's going to scratch his arse.... |
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9 times out of 10 the second horse comes first. |
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He's not a gardener. he's a serial killer. |
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Jesus christ, it's like the Shining in here. |
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I didn't know that and if I did know that then I'd go to a f*cking shrink. |
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You shut your f*cking mouth. |
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You incestuous sick f*ck. Get the f*ck out of my beautiful house and mind where you f*cking tread. |
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I'll probably roll those up later on and smoke them and see it it alters my conciousness. |
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It's what I call spaghetti hoo haa. |
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Thats John Hurt, do you know he's got the most beautiful speaking voice. Oh f*cking hell. |
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What the f*ck is a spider from Mars anyway? |
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Could I have a bottle, er a bag, er those Mr Spud crisps? |
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Stalker, Stalker. |
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Steady Joe. |
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I don't tan, I stroke. |
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It sucks very big things. |
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I've gotta dash, they're re-showing The Swarm on channel 5. |
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Hurdey, gurdey, wordey, birdey. |
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Stranger things have happened, the Mary Celeste, the arrival of your talent. |
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Oi what do you want for tea tonight? Do you fance risoles? |
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It's just the way things are Joe. |
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He is a mouthy little toe rag. |
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I love you like my own son. That's why he topped himself. |
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She had 2 bottles of Southern Comfort and she was off her bleedin' trolley. |
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Do you want to tell uncle Jack about it? |
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I am not upset. |
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Awound the wagged wock the wagged wascal wan |
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If you hadn't got a face like a walrus' keester you'd make a decent wife. |
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It's like the bloody war here. |
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