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Long Ago,
in a Ghetto
Far Far Away,
There Were Some
Producers that Were
so Bored, All They had
Watched for the Past Four
Months was the "Star Wars Trilogy,"
and "Dolemite" in 14 alternate languages.
What was born was the idea of a
movie so incredible and inept, that it could
only carry the title,"STAR WHORES."
As seen in the Buttons Below respectively,
"Home (This Page)," "Pictures," "The Cast," "Links," and "Survey/E-Mail us."
Now that you've seen what StarWhores
has to offer, please take a minute to go to
the Survey link below.
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