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Stupid and Funny Jokes and Happenings

Quote of the year: "Life is like Matt... It just don't make sense."

Saturday, June 3, 2000
Well this is the grand opening of my site!  I'll be updating it as I feel like it (usually when I get some more funny/stupid stuff from my friend, Matt.)  I'll also update it when I'm bored and I have nothing else to do.

Click the links below to go to areas of my page.

Who is Matt?  And who runs this page?

Stupid (and usually funny) Jokes by Matt

Stupid/Funny Sayings of Matt's

Funny Stuff that Matt has done

TV Commercial Suggestions by Matt

I would say that for best results, have your desktop set to 800x600 res... (although I wouldn't know 'cause I made this in twice that) and at least 16-bit color.  I use Internet Explorer, but I would guess that Netscape should load this page properly.  If not, click the image below to go to the MSIE web site.  Also, you should download the font Trebuchet MS (if you don't already have it) so that the fonts display properly.  The fonts are in a .ZIP file.  Use WinZip to decompress the files and place them into your font directory.  In 95/98 its \WINDOWS\FONTS; in NT4/2000 its \WINNT\FONTS.

    

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