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now that the times have faded
and memories are everything i have left
and heart or no heart
i will remember them and treasure it
i remember the years when summers was here and butterflies in love,rainbow in the sky after a rainstorm and twinkling,real twinkling, stars in the sky
snow falling,sun shining,rain pouring,and wind blowing
like in a fairy tale
but it can neva stay da same
when i was a litto kid
i wanted to grow up and live my life of happiness like in fairy tales
but that can never come true
now that im older
i wanna b a litto kid forever now...
although time will pass
and i will grow older
the memories will never fade
but live on and on in my dreams,my thoughts,and my life.
am a rice baby:-*
made to eat rice;-)
not to cook rice:-$
can burn rice:-D
but never hate rice8-)
so hear me all u rice peeps>:o
either u have rice or u got nuttin at allO:-)
The ten commandments for a teenager
1.) Thou shall not sneek out when parents are sleeping "why wait"
2.) Thou shall not do drugs "alcohol last longer"
3.) Thou shall not steal from K-mart "Wal-mart has better selections"
4.) Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism "destruction has a bigger effect"
5.) Thou shall not steal from parents "everyone knows granma has more money"
6.) Thou shall not get in fights "just start them"
7.) Thou shall not skip class "just take the whole day off"
8.) Thou shall not strip in class "hooters pays more money"
9.) Thou shall not think about having sex "as nike says just do it"
10.) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street "just leave them in the middle"
WHAT GUYS WANNA SAY......BUT DONT!
1. We're not as big of perverts as you think we all are.
2. No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend IS an ass.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like shit.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just say it's that
time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us to think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10.We'll never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put make up on us. It's just wrong.
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about, The Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98 degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean you don't have to apologize when you're wrong.
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things about you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans
sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we'd say."
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
27. Always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach...and maybe...oh nevermind.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us its just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after you rip out our heart, stick it down our throat, and still want to be friends.
30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.
RUN OSAMA YOUR MOMMY CAUSE YOUR ASS IS GRASS!!!
This is What Guyz and Gurlz english is mostly like....
Women's English
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry...
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do you ever want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron
You're so manly = You need a shave, and you sweat a lot
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
The kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtians = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
DO you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re going to hate
I'll be ready in a minute = I’ll be ages but do NOT put the TV back on
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you’re dead.]
Men's English
I’m hungry= I’m hungry
I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy
I’m tired = I’m tired
DO you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Man I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Nice dress! Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
What’s wrong? = What stupid self-inflicted psychological trauma is it now?
What’s wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question?
I’m bored = do you want to have sex?
I love you = Let’s have sex now!
I love you, too = Okay, I said it. Now can we have sex?
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before.
Let’s talk = I’ll impress you by showing you I’m a deep guy then maybe sex?
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with others.